Jesse Walker
@notjessewalker.bsky.social
I wrote THE UNITED STATES OF PARANOIA and REBELS ON THE AIR, and now I'm writing THE ANARCHIST AND THE REPUBLICAN.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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This is one of the funniest chart crimes I've ever seen: x.com/WhiteHouse/s...
February 2, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is one of the funniest chart crimes I've ever seen: x.com/WhiteHouse/s...
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February 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Sometimes I see a vanity plate and I want to learn more.
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Sometimes I see a vanity plate and I want to learn more.
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February 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 1:09 PM
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Catherine O'Hara, RIP
January 30, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Catherine O'Hara, RIP
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January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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The desperate attempts to excuse the Pretti murder have now descended to "Well, did you know that someone who might have been him *kicked a fed's tail light* just *11 days earlier*? Now there's a *whole new context* for the shooting, huh?"
January 28, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The desperate attempts to excuse the Pretti murder have now descended to "Well, did you know that someone who might have been him *kicked a fed's tail light* just *11 days earlier*? Now there's a *whole new context* for the shooting, huh?"
40 years ago today, a friend told me the Challenger had blown up.
"Really?" I asked.
"Nah," he said. "I'm just kidding."
For the next hour, whenever someone told me the news, I said, "That's just some joke going around."
My first lesson on the pitfalls of premature debunking.
"Really?" I asked.
"Nah," he said. "I'm just kidding."
For the next hour, whenever someone told me the news, I said, "That's just some joke going around."
My first lesson on the pitfalls of premature debunking.
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 PM
40 years ago today, a friend told me the Challenger had blown up.
"Really?" I asked.
"Nah," he said. "I'm just kidding."
For the next hour, whenever someone told me the news, I said, "That's just some joke going around."
My first lesson on the pitfalls of premature debunking.
"Really?" I asked.
"Nah," he said. "I'm just kidding."
For the next hour, whenever someone told me the news, I said, "That's just some joke going around."
My first lesson on the pitfalls of premature debunking.
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January 28, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Legend co-directed MY BREAKFAST WITH BLASSIE, which might be the only movie in the world to be aimed at an audience familiar both with pro wrestling and with the work of Louis Malle.
January 28, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Legend co-directed MY BREAKFAST WITH BLASSIE, which might be the only movie in the world to be aimed at an audience familiar both with pro wrestling and with the work of Louis Malle.
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January 27, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Vibes shifting so rapidly that we've opened a wormhole
January 27, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Vibes shifting so rapidly that we've opened a wormhole
Never in the history of hotdogmemeable tweets has a tweet been as hotdogmemeable as this one.
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Never in the history of hotdogmemeable tweets has a tweet been as hotdogmemeable as this one.
The guy who said "Conservatives should start using the phrase 'trans stripper' in lieu of 'drag queen'" has thoughts on the accurate use of language.
January 26, 2026 at 10:11 PM
The guy who said "Conservatives should start using the phrase 'trans stripper' in lieu of 'drag queen'" has thoughts on the accurate use of language.
Try to understand this, Stephen: If your assault cases keep failing, they weren't slam dunks.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Try to understand this, Stephen: If your assault cases keep failing, they weren't slam dunks.
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January 26, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Can't conceive of bottom-up cooperation. No wonder he supports a big-government philosophy like MAGA.
January 26, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Can't conceive of bottom-up cooperation. No wonder he supports a big-government philosophy like MAGA.
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January 25, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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These dummies think a video of a CBP agent helping a little old lady cross the street would be an effective counter to footage of CBP agents murdering someone. (Note the partisan brainrot too: Independents are overwhelmingly opposed to what's happening, but she just sees Dems.)
January 24, 2026 at 8:52 PM
These dummies think a video of a CBP agent helping a little old lady cross the street would be an effective counter to footage of CBP agents murdering someone. (Note the partisan brainrot too: Independents are overwhelmingly opposed to what's happening, but she just sees Dems.)
Of course the repulsive Stephen Miller rushed to defend the murderers. And of course our spineless, pathetic vice president rushed to retweet Miller's lie.
January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Of course the repulsive Stephen Miller rushed to defend the murderers. And of course our spineless, pathetic vice president rushed to retweet Miller's lie.
"Approached." They don't even claim that he was yelling threats or something like that, let alone that he drew his weapon. If you're hoping to defend the feds on this one, you better hope that they have incompetent comms people who accidentally left out something crucial.
January 24, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"Approached." They don't even claim that he was yelling threats or something like that, let alone that he drew his weapon. If you're hoping to defend the feds on this one, you better hope that they have incompetent comms people who accidentally left out something crucial.