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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The last month, I did a comedy show I got drunk and said that all kids are probably going to be taught in weird Ai boxes instead of schools.

I forgot about my stupid Apollo prophecy curse. My bad.
silicon valley is going to destroy america
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Gonna be stepping over farmers sleeping in the streets by 2027.

Somehow they’ll still blame this on Black People and Immigrants.
Trump on the EU possibly banning food imports from the US: "I don't mind. Let them do it. Let them do it."
February 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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OK that’s quite funny.
January 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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It’s not just here, It’s the entire Internet.
people really don't understand jokes on here, do they
January 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Jimmy Uso:

“You can’t cover, dude. You don’t even know the rules.”

LOL
December 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM
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A chill floats through the air… #WinterIsComing!

The tradition continues as #AEWDynamite will be LIVE THIS WEDNESDAY December 11th from Kansas City, MO and on @aewontv.bsky.social at 8pm ET/7pm CT!
December 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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One of my favorite little details in Red Dead Redemption 2 is that when Arthur is drunk, his HUD is too, so you have to hold right click and press E to "Gret the Bartedner"
November 18, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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Mitch McConnell ought to send a copy of this to “Bobby” (RFK, Jr).
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 12:38 PM