Plato’s Pocket Fluff.
@notmrbenn.bsky.social
Overweight, baldy egg head. Father of daughters and guardian of a labradoodle called Lola. Unhappily married, mature student aiming not to damage too much stuff on this repeated journey around the sun. ☀️
Sounds like your bra underwire
needs reporting to the RSPCB.
needs reporting to the RSPCB.
January 30, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Sounds like your bra underwire
needs reporting to the RSPCB.
needs reporting to the RSPCB.
Wine cubby hole update?
January 23, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Wine cubby hole update?
January 14, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I didn’t deprive myself either 🙂. My gosh I love cooking and good food, but y is a treat, let along on a Wednesday.
…. With wine of course.
…. With wine of course.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I didn’t deprive myself either 🙂. My gosh I love cooking and good food, but y is a treat, let along on a Wednesday.
…. With wine of course.
…. With wine of course.
The bottle’s a prop isn’t it. You literally have bubbles on tap 🙂
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 PM
The bottle’s a prop isn’t it. You literally have bubbles on tap 🙂
😂
I just snort choked on wine.
I just snort choked on wine.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
😂
I just snort choked on wine.
I just snort choked on wine.
Well something worked. It took a long while for me to do my job so solid work horny bunnies 👍
January 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Well something worked. It took a long while for me to do my job so solid work horny bunnies 👍
A day after my eldest was due. She arrived significantly earlier.
Must be the spring air … or chocolate.
Must be the spring air … or chocolate.
January 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
A day after my eldest was due. She arrived significantly earlier.
Must be the spring air … or chocolate.
Must be the spring air … or chocolate.
What else would it possibly be?
January 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
What else would it possibly be?
A street map of Ormskirk.
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
A street map of Ormskirk.
How was fancy gravy?
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
How was fancy gravy?
I’ve been worrying I’ve not done enough. 2kgs raw enough for 8?
I just grabbed the emery bad of spuds to think over.
I just grabbed the emery bad of spuds to think over.
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I’ve been worrying I’ve not done enough. 2kgs raw enough for 8?
I just grabbed the emery bad of spuds to think over.
I just grabbed the emery bad of spuds to think over.
I did my gravy stock yesterday. It won’t be as good as Jamie’s meat juice though.
Gravy is always my standby to everything else being rubbish.
Gravy is always my standby to everything else being rubbish.
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I did my gravy stock yesterday. It won’t be as good as Jamie’s meat juice though.
Gravy is always my standby to everything else being rubbish.
Gravy is always my standby to everything else being rubbish.
You’ve certainly got wonderful skillz.
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
You’ve certainly got wonderful skillz.
Oh, yes … never seen it 🙂 (you’d probably worked that out ) 🙂
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh, yes … never seen it 🙂 (you’d probably worked that out ) 🙂
I’m going to sound really sad. I’ve no clue what for is.
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m going to sound really sad. I’ve no clue what for is.
It has become my new thing….until I’ve done them all.
I like harmless and geeky and it’s lately both behind the occasional gruesome death.
But thats ok as they often return for another innings.
I like harmless and geeky and it’s lately both behind the occasional gruesome death.
But thats ok as they often return for another innings.
December 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It has become my new thing….until I’ve done them all.
I like harmless and geeky and it’s lately both behind the occasional gruesome death.
But thats ok as they often return for another innings.
I like harmless and geeky and it’s lately both behind the occasional gruesome death.
But thats ok as they often return for another innings.