Emily Simonton | Writer
@notnomisylime.bsky.social
It's my name backwards
My handwriting isn't great, but somehow it's worse when I try to write carefully??
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My handwriting isn't great, but somehow it's worse when I try to write carefully??
As of this morning, I am under 180 lbs for the first time in three years 🥲
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
As of this morning, I am under 180 lbs for the first time in three years 🥲
I appreciate you, Janet, but please don't get in Graham's way.
We’re building a movement to fight for the working class — and to take our power back.
September 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I appreciate you, Janet, but please don't get in Graham's way.
Part of my brand as a human being is that I'm staunchly anti-tomato.
But then I had an heirloom tomato from my friend's garden yesterday and I think it changed my life.
But then I had an heirloom tomato from my friend's garden yesterday and I think it changed my life.
September 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Part of my brand as a human being is that I'm staunchly anti-tomato.
But then I had an heirloom tomato from my friend's garden yesterday and I think it changed my life.
But then I had an heirloom tomato from my friend's garden yesterday and I think it changed my life.
Posting to have it on the record that
A) I did yoga again for the first time in a loooooong time
B) it was fucking awesome
C) I'd be a fool NOT to do it again tomorrow
A) I did yoga again for the first time in a loooooong time
B) it was fucking awesome
C) I'd be a fool NOT to do it again tomorrow
August 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Posting to have it on the record that
A) I did yoga again for the first time in a loooooong time
B) it was fucking awesome
C) I'd be a fool NOT to do it again tomorrow
A) I did yoga again for the first time in a loooooong time
B) it was fucking awesome
C) I'd be a fool NOT to do it again tomorrow
As if I couldn't love Graham Platner anymore
August 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
As if I couldn't love Graham Platner anymore
My brother spoiled the Sixth Sense for me while I was in the middle of watching it for the first time.
This is my villain origin story.
This is my villain origin story.
August 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My brother spoiled the Sixth Sense for me while I was in the middle of watching it for the first time.
This is my villain origin story.
This is my villain origin story.
How is the Pitt so perfect? Why can I not stop watching it?
I thought I was bad with Mindhunter back in the day
I thought I was bad with Mindhunter back in the day
July 31, 2025 at 11:37 AM
How is the Pitt so perfect? Why can I not stop watching it?
I thought I was bad with Mindhunter back in the day
I thought I was bad with Mindhunter back in the day
Really tired of "insights" being a thing on social media. I already know people ignore my shit--I don't need to know how many
July 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Really tired of "insights" being a thing on social media. I already know people ignore my shit--I don't need to know how many
Gardiner and I finally caught up on the last two series (you're welcome, @alexhorne.bsky.social) of Taskmaster and I have never wanted to do Taskmaster: Maine so much in my life 😭
July 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Gardiner and I finally caught up on the last two series (you're welcome, @alexhorne.bsky.social) of Taskmaster and I have never wanted to do Taskmaster: Maine so much in my life 😭
All of my English teachers and professors should be proud of me because Gardiner and I got into an excruciatingly long debate about the difference between coincidence and irony (and I was right)
May 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
All of my English teachers and professors should be proud of me because Gardiner and I got into an excruciatingly long debate about the difference between coincidence and irony (and I was right)
ily janet mills
May 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ily janet mills
A little too happy my BG3 mods weren't too jacked-up from Patch 8
April 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
A little too happy my BG3 mods weren't too jacked-up from Patch 8
Strongly considering starting the Pitt over again for a third time while I wait for Thursday night to come around again.
I don't think I've been this into a show since Mindhunter
I don't think I've been this into a show since Mindhunter
March 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Strongly considering starting the Pitt over again for a third time while I wait for Thursday night to come around again.
I don't think I've been this into a show since Mindhunter
I don't think I've been this into a show since Mindhunter
Am I just Dumb or is today's Connections *really* hard
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Am I just Dumb or is today's Connections *really* hard
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone says "mine" instead of "mind" 🙃
March 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone says "mine" instead of "mind" 🙃
I can't tell if I like the White Lotus or if I just like being a part of something
March 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I can't tell if I like the White Lotus or if I just like being a part of something
Day off from my day job
Finished some work on my side gig
#FieldsofMistria is updating on my Steam Deck
And now I can sit back and keep watching the Pitt, which I just started and am obsessed with already
If I just actively dissociate from The Horror Show that is my country...not a bad day
Finished some work on my side gig
#FieldsofMistria is updating on my Steam Deck
And now I can sit back and keep watching the Pitt, which I just started and am obsessed with already
If I just actively dissociate from The Horror Show that is my country...not a bad day
March 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Day off from my day job
Finished some work on my side gig
#FieldsofMistria is updating on my Steam Deck
And now I can sit back and keep watching the Pitt, which I just started and am obsessed with already
If I just actively dissociate from The Horror Show that is my country...not a bad day
Finished some work on my side gig
#FieldsofMistria is updating on my Steam Deck
And now I can sit back and keep watching the Pitt, which I just started and am obsessed with already
If I just actively dissociate from The Horror Show that is my country...not a bad day
I've loved Lord Huron for the past six years, and I think "What Do It Mean" is their most beautiful song.
Currently listening on repeat while I write.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5w...
Currently listening on repeat while I write.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5w...
What Do It Mean
YouTube video by Lord Huron - Topic
music.youtube.com
March 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I've loved Lord Huron for the past six years, and I think "What Do It Mean" is their most beautiful song.
Currently listening on repeat while I write.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5w...
Currently listening on repeat while I write.
music.youtube.com/watch?v=y_5w...
Dirigo, bitches
February 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Dirigo, bitches
Ironically, I've been calling her my queen for the last ten minutes
"See you in Court"
So few people ever smack him back to his face
Janet Mills did. Taking no shit from the "King"
So few people ever smack him back to his face
Janet Mills did. Taking no shit from the "King"
TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?
JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here
TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?
JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law
T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here
TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?
JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law
T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
February 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ironically, I've been calling her my queen for the last ten minutes
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February 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I love her
February 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I love her
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