allie
@notnotallie.bsky.social
really into the seattle mariners all of a sudden
mom just asked if i’m walking in a winter wonderland and I said um i’m literally sitting on the couch
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
mom just asked if i’m walking in a winter wonderland and I said um i’m literally sitting on the couch
being away from home really makes me miss my cat and my squatty potty
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
being away from home really makes me miss my cat and my squatty potty
In my 32 years of life I have never smoked a cigarette (not even a puff!!!) and now I’ve come too far to break that streak which sucks bc I know I would love them so much
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In my 32 years of life I have never smoked a cigarette (not even a puff!!!) and now I’ve come too far to break that streak which sucks bc I know I would love them so much
who up liching their prince till they’re glued up
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
who up liching their prince till they’re glued up
not to brag or anything but i’m recognized for my generosity and peanuts in the neighborhood crow community
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
not to brag or anything but i’m recognized for my generosity and peanuts in the neighborhood crow community
being a dog walker during historically unprecedented rain has its perks! (the rain makes my curls really cute)
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
being a dog walker during historically unprecedented rain has its perks! (the rain makes my curls really cute)
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I miss watching Josh Naylor play baseball.
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I miss watching Josh Naylor play baseball.
I must try the parking garage teriyaki sometime
December 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I must try the parking garage teriyaki sometime
i’d like to thank my retail career experience for getting rid of the social anxiety that plagued me all my life - now social anxiety fears ME
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i’d like to thank my retail career experience for getting rid of the social anxiety that plagued me all my life - now social anxiety fears ME
the weight of the upcoming foxing hiatus is really hitting me now that the final show is tonight 😭
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 AM
the weight of the upcoming foxing hiatus is really hitting me now that the final show is tonight 😭
spending lots of time outside these days!!!
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
spending lots of time outside these days!!!
here to publicly announce my conscious uncoupling with spotify in the near future
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
here to publicly announce my conscious uncoupling with spotify in the near future
who wants to smoke from the boeing 747 bong with me
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
who wants to smoke from the boeing 747 bong with me
sometimes you take a big ol sip of extra crispy ice water and it just makes you feel grateful to be alive
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
sometimes you take a big ol sip of extra crispy ice water and it just makes you feel grateful to be alive
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Thinking about Josh Naylor, who is perfect
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Thinking about Josh Naylor, who is perfect
i’m just so thankful for sour cream
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i’m just so thankful for sour cream
i was too much of a nerd in high school to ever try the OG four loko and now i have major fomo about it
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i was too much of a nerd in high school to ever try the OG four loko and now i have major fomo about it
i have multiple new rover clients this week who both told me they can “sense my friendliness from my profile” which is honestly the best compliment
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i have multiple new rover clients this week who both told me they can “sense my friendliness from my profile” which is honestly the best compliment
just because i like baseball now does NOT mean I will be getting into football!! just to set the record straight!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
just because i like baseball now does NOT mean I will be getting into football!! just to set the record straight!!
every time I spend time with my mom i’m like oh yeah.. this is why i am the way i am..
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
every time I spend time with my mom i’m like oh yeah.. this is why i am the way i am..
i don’t like being compared to scorpio men….. they are evil… scorpio women however are mysterious and alluring and if they are evil it is within reason
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i don’t like being compared to scorpio men….. they are evil… scorpio women however are mysterious and alluring and if they are evil it is within reason
my cat’s newest nickname is Mister Crunchwrap or just Crunchwrap
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
my cat’s newest nickname is Mister Crunchwrap or just Crunchwrap
all these years later and i still can’t get my cat to understand daylight savings time
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
all these years later and i still can’t get my cat to understand daylight savings time
i got shitfaced two nights ago and i’m still feeling it today. 32 hit me like a truck
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i got shitfaced two nights ago and i’m still feeling it today. 32 hit me like a truck