Vidalia Unwin
@notonionsno.bsky.social
I write plays and eat garbage food.
This is the most production value that anyone has ever thrown at a play I’ve written. I cannot wait for this play to open in October.
July 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This is the most production value that anyone has ever thrown at a play I’ve written. I cannot wait for this play to open in October.
Do we think it’s too soon for me to throw away my movie pass card?
February 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Do we think it’s too soon for me to throw away my movie pass card?
Thinking of setting my office on fire just to make it slightly warmer outside. The fact that I would get out of work is just a fringe benefit.
January 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Thinking of setting my office on fire just to make it slightly warmer outside. The fact that I would get out of work is just a fringe benefit.
2024 ended with me grinding and fellating a giant rubber chicken on the floor of Planet of the Tapes while I monologued about the nonsense of Descartes’ Ontological Argument for Gods Existence.
I don’t know if I have a defining moment as a professional silly person but that might have been it.
I don’t know if I have a defining moment as a professional silly person but that might have been it.
January 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
2024 ended with me grinding and fellating a giant rubber chicken on the floor of Planet of the Tapes while I monologued about the nonsense of Descartes’ Ontological Argument for Gods Existence.
I don’t know if I have a defining moment as a professional silly person but that might have been it.
I don’t know if I have a defining moment as a professional silly person but that might have been it.
2025 and possibly 2026 might be the years in which I write nothing but sequels, and all of them with co-writers.
So be on the lookout for that I guess.
You know, if you’re one of the people who look out for plays I write.
So be on the lookout for that I guess.
You know, if you’re one of the people who look out for plays I write.
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
2025 and possibly 2026 might be the years in which I write nothing but sequels, and all of them with co-writers.
So be on the lookout for that I guess.
You know, if you’re one of the people who look out for plays I write.
So be on the lookout for that I guess.
You know, if you’re one of the people who look out for plays I write.
Watching some YouTube video about the Radium Girls. It gets interrupted by an ad for some kind of skin cream and the very first thing the ad says is, “Ooh! Look at her skin! She’s glowing!”
Did…did they know what I was watching?
Did…did they know what I was watching?
December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Watching some YouTube video about the Radium Girls. It gets interrupted by an ad for some kind of skin cream and the very first thing the ad says is, “Ooh! Look at her skin! She’s glowing!”
Did…did they know what I was watching?
Did…did they know what I was watching?
Anyone in the market for a doppelgänger? I know a guy who can make you a doppelgänger.
Well, actually, now it’s like nine guys who could make you a doppelgänger.
Well, actually, now it’s like nine guys who could make you a doppelgänger.
December 5, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Anyone in the market for a doppelgänger? I know a guy who can make you a doppelgänger.
Well, actually, now it’s like nine guys who could make you a doppelgänger.
Well, actually, now it’s like nine guys who could make you a doppelgänger.
I’m wearing a reindeer onesie under a leather BDSM harness that crosses my chest, being lead around on a leash by a snowman-themed drag queen, in a large theater.
Welcome to tech week.
Welcome to tech week.
December 3, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I’m wearing a reindeer onesie under a leather BDSM harness that crosses my chest, being lead around on a leash by a snowman-themed drag queen, in a large theater.
Welcome to tech week.
Welcome to tech week.
Dumb Bullshit My Spouse Did That Made Me Laugh
Me: You remember when we made smash burgers last night?
Spouse: Smash
Me: Well we had a very low burger-to-bun ratio.
Spouse: Smash
Me: So do you want to double up on-
Spouse: Smash
Me: …do you want to double up on patties or do you-
Spouse: Smash
Me: You remember when we made smash burgers last night?
Spouse: Smash
Me: Well we had a very low burger-to-bun ratio.
Spouse: Smash
Me: So do you want to double up on-
Spouse: Smash
Me: …do you want to double up on patties or do you-
Spouse: Smash
December 2, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Dumb Bullshit My Spouse Did That Made Me Laugh
Me: You remember when we made smash burgers last night?
Spouse: Smash
Me: Well we had a very low burger-to-bun ratio.
Spouse: Smash
Me: So do you want to double up on-
Spouse: Smash
Me: …do you want to double up on patties or do you-
Spouse: Smash
Me: You remember when we made smash burgers last night?
Spouse: Smash
Me: Well we had a very low burger-to-bun ratio.
Spouse: Smash
Me: So do you want to double up on-
Spouse: Smash
Me: …do you want to double up on patties or do you-
Spouse: Smash
I just spent $100 on underwear.
One. Hundred. Dollars.
These had better last long enough to stay intact on my corpse after I’m murdered in a dark alley.
And they’d better be flattering enough that when they start to autopsy me the coroner thinks, “damn that corpse has a sexy ass.”
One. Hundred. Dollars.
These had better last long enough to stay intact on my corpse after I’m murdered in a dark alley.
And they’d better be flattering enough that when they start to autopsy me the coroner thinks, “damn that corpse has a sexy ass.”
November 28, 2024 at 2:34 AM
I just spent $100 on underwear.
One. Hundred. Dollars.
These had better last long enough to stay intact on my corpse after I’m murdered in a dark alley.
And they’d better be flattering enough that when they start to autopsy me the coroner thinks, “damn that corpse has a sexy ass.”
One. Hundred. Dollars.
These had better last long enough to stay intact on my corpse after I’m murdered in a dark alley.
And they’d better be flattering enough that when they start to autopsy me the coroner thinks, “damn that corpse has a sexy ass.”
Help! My office gave us a pizza party and now I suddenly think that we don’t need to unionize!
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Help! My office gave us a pizza party and now I suddenly think that we don’t need to unionize!
Don’t blame me. @mikeflanaganfilm.com made me do it. (And thank you, sir)
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Don’t blame me. @mikeflanaganfilm.com made me do it. (And thank you, sir)
Reposted by Vidalia Unwin
FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order, gifs only.
Day 1
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order, gifs only.
Day 1
two men are talking to each other in front of a mirror with the words `` it 's showtime folks ''
ALT: two men are talking to each other in front of a mirror with the words `` it 's showtime folks ''
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November 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
FilmSky #Movies 🎬🎥
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order, gifs only.
Day 1
Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order, gifs only.
Day 1
Finding discarded syringes on a church property is fun because you get to play a detective game called, “Diabaddict”. The goal of Diabaddict is to figure out if the syringe was dropped by an addict or a diabetic.
It’s loads of fun and absolutely no one wins!
It’s loads of fun and absolutely no one wins!
November 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Finding discarded syringes on a church property is fun because you get to play a detective game called, “Diabaddict”. The goal of Diabaddict is to figure out if the syringe was dropped by an addict or a diabetic.
It’s loads of fun and absolutely no one wins!
It’s loads of fun and absolutely no one wins!
So there’s Alien, which is more or less considered a perfect movie. And then there’s Aliens, which is more or less considered a perfect movie.
And then there’s the sliding scale of inconsistency that is all the Alien sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Of those, Alien Romulus is EASILY the best one.
And then there’s the sliding scale of inconsistency that is all the Alien sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Of those, Alien Romulus is EASILY the best one.
November 23, 2024 at 2:39 AM
So there’s Alien, which is more or less considered a perfect movie. And then there’s Aliens, which is more or less considered a perfect movie.
And then there’s the sliding scale of inconsistency that is all the Alien sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Of those, Alien Romulus is EASILY the best one.
And then there’s the sliding scale of inconsistency that is all the Alien sequels, prequels, and reboots.
Of those, Alien Romulus is EASILY the best one.
Me: I want to create a story with radically queer characters and themes.
Them: Actually just the presence of queer characters is in itself a radical act.
Me: Oh, I didn’t make myself clear. I want a story featuring trannies with guns.
Them: Actually just the presence of queer characters is in itself a radical act.
Me: Oh, I didn’t make myself clear. I want a story featuring trannies with guns.
November 22, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Me: I want to create a story with radically queer characters and themes.
Them: Actually just the presence of queer characters is in itself a radical act.
Me: Oh, I didn’t make myself clear. I want a story featuring trannies with guns.
Them: Actually just the presence of queer characters is in itself a radical act.
Me: Oh, I didn’t make myself clear. I want a story featuring trannies with guns.
You click on ONE Facebook ad about underwear and suddenly half your feed is just
🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️GAY ASS UNDIES🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌈
Don’t get me wrong, it’s hot. But I look at Facebook while I’m at work. And I don’t need Cindy’s judgy ass walking past me while I’m seeing the worlds most voluptuous and least gendered booty.
🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️GAY ASS UNDIES🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌈
Don’t get me wrong, it’s hot. But I look at Facebook while I’m at work. And I don’t need Cindy’s judgy ass walking past me while I’m seeing the worlds most voluptuous and least gendered booty.
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
You click on ONE Facebook ad about underwear and suddenly half your feed is just
🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️GAY ASS UNDIES🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌈
Don’t get me wrong, it’s hot. But I look at Facebook while I’m at work. And I don’t need Cindy’s judgy ass walking past me while I’m seeing the worlds most voluptuous and least gendered booty.
🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️GAY ASS UNDIES🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🌈
Don’t get me wrong, it’s hot. But I look at Facebook while I’m at work. And I don’t need Cindy’s judgy ass walking past me while I’m seeing the worlds most voluptuous and least gendered booty.
Dumb Bullshit I Did That Made My Spouse Laugh:
Waking up in the night, getting out of bed to go to the bathroom.
I let out the most horrific fart you’ve ever heard. Like a wet subwoofer moaning into a tuba.
Spouse: Did you just SHIT yourself?!
Me: A lady never tells.
Waking up in the night, getting out of bed to go to the bathroom.
I let out the most horrific fart you’ve ever heard. Like a wet subwoofer moaning into a tuba.
Spouse: Did you just SHIT yourself?!
Me: A lady never tells.
November 18, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Dumb Bullshit I Did That Made My Spouse Laugh:
Waking up in the night, getting out of bed to go to the bathroom.
I let out the most horrific fart you’ve ever heard. Like a wet subwoofer moaning into a tuba.
Spouse: Did you just SHIT yourself?!
Me: A lady never tells.
Waking up in the night, getting out of bed to go to the bathroom.
I let out the most horrific fart you’ve ever heard. Like a wet subwoofer moaning into a tuba.
Spouse: Did you just SHIT yourself?!
Me: A lady never tells.
I sure do enjoy a spicy cheese ball. But I always worry about how guilty I’ll feel. If only there was a cheese ball for me.
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
I sure do enjoy a spicy cheese ball. But I always worry about how guilty I’ll feel. If only there was a cheese ball for me.
Dumb Bullshit I Did That Made My Spouse Laugh:
Victori is asleep in bed.
I stand beside the bed, wearing a tank top and panties. My tits out.
I scowl and grunt until they wake up.
They look at me confused.
“I am the Betitted Scowl Goblin”.
Stay tuned for more updates in this exciting series.
Victori is asleep in bed.
I stand beside the bed, wearing a tank top and panties. My tits out.
I scowl and grunt until they wake up.
They look at me confused.
“I am the Betitted Scowl Goblin”.
Stay tuned for more updates in this exciting series.
November 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Dumb Bullshit I Did That Made My Spouse Laugh:
Victori is asleep in bed.
I stand beside the bed, wearing a tank top and panties. My tits out.
I scowl and grunt until they wake up.
They look at me confused.
“I am the Betitted Scowl Goblin”.
Stay tuned for more updates in this exciting series.
Victori is asleep in bed.
I stand beside the bed, wearing a tank top and panties. My tits out.
I scowl and grunt until they wake up.
They look at me confused.
“I am the Betitted Scowl Goblin”.
Stay tuned for more updates in this exciting series.
I hope that this post gets purchased as a very expensive NFT one day.
November 15, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I hope that this post gets purchased as a very expensive NFT one day.