Man on the Moon(board)
@notontwitter.bsky.social
Trying really hard on surprisingly moderate boulder problems. Pursuit of local strava segments 30 years to late. A nuisance in the airport sunglasses shop.
Ask her how the party of protest has become the Tories in teal.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Ask her how the party of protest has become the Tories in teal.
You know she's going to do that exasperated sigh implying you don't get it when the reality is, she's talked herself into a corner.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 AM
You know she's going to do that exasperated sigh implying you don't get it when the reality is, she's talked herself into a corner.
Reform has one principle, it allows people to feel ok about their racism in exchange for immunity for the rich.
That's the pact.
That's the pact.
January 26, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Reform has one principle, it allows people to feel ok about their racism in exchange for immunity for the rich.
That's the pact.
That's the pact.
Yeah, when they were shouting at her "Go home" I think she misinterpreted their meaning.
January 26, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Yeah, when they were shouting at her "Go home" I think she misinterpreted their meaning.
Blows my mind she's a qualified lawyer, or are lawyers just a lot thicker than I suspect?
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Blows my mind she's a qualified lawyer, or are lawyers just a lot thicker than I suspect?
They had a guy on GBN saying he was voting for Reform because he was a patriot.
Asked about his patriotism, he said it was based on his love for working at the market early in the morning and the smell of the burger vans.
I absolutely believe their followers will swallow this.
Asked about his patriotism, he said it was based on his love for working at the market early in the morning and the smell of the burger vans.
I absolutely believe their followers will swallow this.
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
They had a guy on GBN saying he was voting for Reform because he was a patriot.
Asked about his patriotism, he said it was based on his love for working at the market early in the morning and the smell of the burger vans.
I absolutely believe their followers will swallow this.
Asked about his patriotism, he said it was based on his love for working at the market early in the morning and the smell of the burger vans.
I absolutely believe their followers will swallow this.
The absolute distain Farage shows for his supporters by bringing in yet another Tory to Reform.
Twice sacked from the Tory cabinet and thick as a castle wall.
What a catch.
Twice sacked from the Tory cabinet and thick as a castle wall.
What a catch.
January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The absolute distain Farage shows for his supporters by bringing in yet another Tory to Reform.
Twice sacked from the Tory cabinet and thick as a castle wall.
What a catch.
Twice sacked from the Tory cabinet and thick as a castle wall.
What a catch.
Whatever happened to the "White lives matter" lobby? They were so vocal in the past.
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Whatever happened to the "White lives matter" lobby? They were so vocal in the past.
Fuck this guy. Boycott American goods.
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Fuck this guy. Boycott American goods.
Yeah, who thought the "Voting for the Leopard eating face party" was actually a thing?
January 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Yeah, who thought the "Voting for the Leopard eating face party" was actually a thing?
If you had trouble reading the article, you may not be aware you can get a referral from your GP with the option of choosing a specialist for your chronic gulliblity, Mark.
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
If you had trouble reading the article, you may not be aware you can get a referral from your GP with the option of choosing a specialist for your chronic gulliblity, Mark.
What we saying, just fuck the ones that cough?
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What we saying, just fuck the ones that cough?
Around about the same time the 'Raise the colours' campaign started.
Just saying.
Just saying.
October 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Around about the same time the 'Raise the colours' campaign started.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Start doing drug busts in fancy bars and clubs. Rich people don't want criminal records.
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Start doing drug busts in fancy bars and clubs. Rich people don't want criminal records.
The fact that he's never going to leave the Whitehouse voluntarily this time should be our biggest concern.
October 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The fact that he's never going to leave the Whitehouse voluntarily this time should be our biggest concern.
"If we didn't win this election, I was going to jail and probably getting more porrige once Jeffery's stuff came out."
fixed it.
fixed it.
October 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
"If we didn't win this election, I was going to jail and probably getting more porrige once Jeffery's stuff came out."
fixed it.
fixed it.
Being stuck beside the headcase on the bus is an urban myth. He's actually in your living room on the TV, live and direct, from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Being stuck beside the headcase on the bus is an urban myth. He's actually in your living room on the TV, live and direct, from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Would have been better if it was what they had all hoped for, a Thatcher wig and handbag. It's what they've all wanted for about 30 years
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Would have been better if it was what they had all hoped for, a Thatcher wig and handbag. It's what they've all wanted for about 30 years
Is this the cold open of SNL?
October 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is this the cold open of SNL?
No doubt all the Qanon MAGA Republicans will be all over this, a rich paedophile with government links. It's the proof they've been waiting for.
October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
No doubt all the Qanon MAGA Republicans will be all over this, a rich paedophile with government links. It's the proof they've been waiting for.
What a picture the two of them make. I honestly think this is how a spider looks at a fly.
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What a picture the two of them make. I honestly think this is how a spider looks at a fly.
More public liability, private profit. You'd think they'd have learned by now.
October 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
More public liability, private profit. You'd think they'd have learned by now.
If only to piss off Donald Trump 😂
October 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If only to piss off Donald Trump 😂