Notorious BRT
@notoriousbrt.bsky.social
Is there a better term for wrist cankles?
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is there a better term for wrist cankles?
Even Quentin Tarantino doesn't want to do coke with this guy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Even Quentin Tarantino doesn't want to do coke with this guy.
Sorry, no more vacancy at the inn for worms, bacteria, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sorry, no more vacancy at the inn for worms, bacteria, etc.
It's so fucking pathetic that anybody who opposes or disagrees with this crazy asshole in any way, come to think of it, just might be the antichrist! Greta Thunberg? Maybe. Chicago Pope? You never know. Marc Andreeson? Wouldn't trust that head shape.
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It's so fucking pathetic that anybody who opposes or disagrees with this crazy asshole in any way, come to think of it, just might be the antichrist! Greta Thunberg? Maybe. Chicago Pope? You never know. Marc Andreeson? Wouldn't trust that head shape.
Dude, whenever I'm on a run past the huge public high school down the street from me during dismissal, I think those kids look like babies.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Dude, whenever I'm on a run past the huge public high school down the street from me during dismissal, I think those kids look like babies.
Really telling that after the last few months, leadership is increasing deference to cops.
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Really telling that after the last few months, leadership is increasing deference to cops.
I was on a cruise with Jimmy Carter in 2001. My plan was to get tased by the Secret Service for snorkeling too close to Mr. President.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I was on a cruise with Jimmy Carter in 2001. My plan was to get tased by the Secret Service for snorkeling too close to Mr. President.
If you asked me at high school graduation in 1999 which band I would least expect to genuinely enjoy 26 years later, the Goo Goo Dolls would be up there.
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If you asked me at high school graduation in 1999 which band I would least expect to genuinely enjoy 26 years later, the Goo Goo Dolls would be up there.
Exactly. He says dipshit's poll numbers are cratering because of "the coverage around immigration," and not because of the illegality, cruelty, randomness, and corruption around it. Fuck this dork.
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Exactly. He says dipshit's poll numbers are cratering because of "the coverage around immigration," and not because of the illegality, cruelty, randomness, and corruption around it. Fuck this dork.
Chicago is with you. Fuck these fascist dickheads.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Chicago is with you. Fuck these fascist dickheads.
This is how a sweaty 15yo kid talks about a crush... and not to a convicted sex trafficking pedophile. Just supreme loser shit (that's also super gross).
November 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is how a sweaty 15yo kid talks about a crush... and not to a convicted sex trafficking pedophile. Just supreme loser shit (that's also super gross).
Exactly. I like gambling, I do it in moderation, and I'm not a shithead who thinks the players are personally responsible to be, but having them deal with this (not to mention how lives are ruined by addiction) is enough. Call it a day.
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Exactly. I like gambling, I do it in moderation, and I'm not a shithead who thinks the players are personally responsible to be, but having them deal with this (not to mention how lives are ruined by addiction) is enough. Call it a day.
Would've given anything for one in eighth grade at Catholic school.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Would've given anything for one in eighth grade at Catholic school.
Eat a bag of moldy dicks.
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Eat a bag of moldy dicks.
$250!! This is clear proof car dealerships should be abolished.
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
$250!! This is clear proof car dealerships should be abolished.
Grandma shitting on the kid's hobbies was the most human thing in that.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Grandma shitting on the kid's hobbies was the most human thing in that.
That he was so impressed with his clever little "women possess half the world's IQ (but make up 51% of the population tee-hee!)" quip shows he's a dull coward. Just own the misogyny rather than speaking in dumb riddles that everyone disregards because they don't care what you're saying.
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
That he was so impressed with his clever little "women possess half the world's IQ (but make up 51% of the population tee-hee!)" quip shows he's a dull coward. Just own the misogyny rather than speaking in dumb riddles that everyone disregards because they don't care what you're saying.
"But these kids are less kids than those kids."
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"But these kids are less kids than those kids."
"Won't you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff" is a bonkers lyric. 100% banger.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Won't you lay me down in tall grass and let me do my stuff" is a bonkers lyric. 100% banger.
Is it better is there is or is not? Shit is BLEAK.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Is it better is there is or is not? Shit is BLEAK.
Phil Ponce knows what's up... but yeah, fuck that first part.
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Phil Ponce knows what's up... but yeah, fuck that first part.
HE WAS A 64-YEAR-OLD MAN WHEN HE WROTE THIS (yes, to a convicted child raper).
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
HE WAS A 64-YEAR-OLD MAN WHEN HE WROTE THIS (yes, to a convicted child raper).