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Vic Dirty
@notoriouschi.bsky.social
· Dec 10
If Darwizzy has a million fans, I’m one of them.
If Darwizzy has one fan, I am that fan.
If Darwizzy has no fans, it that means that I am dead.
#lfc
If Darwizzy has one fan, I am that fan.
If Darwizzy has no fans, it that means that I am dead.
#lfc
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Porsche be like: Here’s the exact same fuckin thing as last time, but $40,000 more.
September 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Porsche be like: Here’s the exact same fuckin thing as last time, but $40,000 more.
Tapas restaurants are so annoying. This is America, dammit. We didn’t lowball France for the Louisiana Purchase just so we could eat SMALL FOOD.
April 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tapas restaurants are so annoying. This is America, dammit. We didn’t lowball France for the Louisiana Purchase just so we could eat SMALL FOOD.
“I cannot, in good faith, overwrite someone’s Pokémon game. It would be like eating someone’s Yugioh cards.”
- Phoenix
- Phoenix
March 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“I cannot, in good faith, overwrite someone’s Pokémon game. It would be like eating someone’s Yugioh cards.”
- Phoenix
- Phoenix
BREAKING: DOGE continues its crusade of cutting overspending by slashing Manchester United’s transfer budget for players.
“It was very obvious that Man U was overspending. I mean, $72 million? For Høljund? Really?” -Musk
“It was very obvious that Man U was overspending. I mean, $72 million? For Høljund? Really?” -Musk
February 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
BREAKING: DOGE continues its crusade of cutting overspending by slashing Manchester United’s transfer budget for players.
“It was very obvious that Man U was overspending. I mean, $72 million? For Høljund? Really?” -Musk
“It was very obvious that Man U was overspending. I mean, $72 million? For Høljund? Really?” -Musk
Gonna start calling people I don’t like Capulet as an insult
February 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Gonna start calling people I don’t like Capulet as an insult
BREAKING: Trump imposes 25% tariffs on all Manchester football club streams, with an extra 10% on United.
February 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
BREAKING: Trump imposes 25% tariffs on all Manchester football club streams, with an extra 10% on United.
I’d like to get off this wild ride
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I’d like to get off this wild ride
I’ve just had a vision: football, but with keepers who have bungee cords around their waist so they get pulled back when they leave the goal area
December 13, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I’ve just had a vision: football, but with keepers who have bungee cords around their waist so they get pulled back when they leave the goal area
If Darwizzy has a million fans, I’m one of them.
If Darwizzy has one fan, I am that fan.
If Darwizzy has no fans, it that means that I am dead.
#lfc
If Darwizzy has one fan, I am that fan.
If Darwizzy has no fans, it that means that I am dead.
#lfc
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
If Darwizzy has a million fans, I’m one of them.
If Darwizzy has one fan, I am that fan.
If Darwizzy has no fans, it that means that I am dead.
#lfc
If Darwizzy has one fan, I am that fan.
If Darwizzy has no fans, it that means that I am dead.
#lfc
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🎥 Virgil van Dijk hilariously flattens Anthony Gordon; Newcastle star left in a heap
#lfc
#lfc
(Video) Virgil van Dijk hilariously flattens Anthony Gordon; Newcastle star left in a heap
It was far from an electric opening from Liverpool at St. James’ Park on Wednesday evening. The Merseysiders, admittedly, weren’t helped in the slightest by a card-happy Andy Madley, th…
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December 4, 2024 at 9:44 PM
🎥 Virgil van Dijk hilariously flattens Anthony Gordon; Newcastle star left in a heap
#lfc
#lfc
Nunez had two clear chances to score but couldn’t finish.
Kelleher, mate, what were you thinking not grabbing the ball?
And Gomez, wake the fuck up!
But honestly, if not the handball, the shirt pull on Diaz should’ve awarded us with a penalty. Terrible refereeing.
Kelleher, mate, what were you thinking not grabbing the ball?
And Gomez, wake the fuck up!
But honestly, if not the handball, the shirt pull on Diaz should’ve awarded us with a penalty. Terrible refereeing.
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Nunez had two clear chances to score but couldn’t finish.
Kelleher, mate, what were you thinking not grabbing the ball?
And Gomez, wake the fuck up!
But honestly, if not the handball, the shirt pull on Diaz should’ve awarded us with a penalty. Terrible refereeing.
Kelleher, mate, what were you thinking not grabbing the ball?
And Gomez, wake the fuck up!
But honestly, if not the handball, the shirt pull on Diaz should’ve awarded us with a penalty. Terrible refereeing.
Newcastle remains at the top of my shit list for their antics today. Gordon should be ashamed of his diving behavior, and where does Joelinton find the balls to walk onto the pitch with a haircut like that? Probably used the money he saved to pay the ref. Absolute travesty.
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Newcastle remains at the top of my shit list for their antics today. Gordon should be ashamed of his diving behavior, and where does Joelinton find the balls to walk onto the pitch with a haircut like that? Probably used the money he saved to pay the ref. Absolute travesty.
Other people: I go for this team because my family is from there and the rich traditions surrounding the club make for an enjoyable fan experience.
Me: I go for this club because it has the same name as my favorite Mexican restaurant from growing up.
Me: I go for this club because it has the same name as my favorite Mexican restaurant from growing up.
November 30, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Other people: I go for this team because my family is from there and the rich traditions surrounding the club make for an enjoyable fan experience.
Me: I go for this club because it has the same name as my favorite Mexican restaurant from growing up.
Me: I go for this club because it has the same name as my favorite Mexican restaurant from growing up.
Forgo doesn’t look like a real word
November 27, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Forgo doesn’t look like a real word
How did City lose a 3 goal lead lol
How much more humbled can we get?
Still not underestimating them for Sunday tho 🔴🐓
How much more humbled can we get?
Still not underestimating them for Sunday tho 🔴🐓
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 AM
How did City lose a 3 goal lead lol
How much more humbled can we get?
Still not underestimating them for Sunday tho 🔴🐓
How much more humbled can we get?
Still not underestimating them for Sunday tho 🔴🐓
It will never not be funny how Haaland told Arteta to “stay humble” and then proceed to play like shit and also go on a 5-game losing streak, while acting like drawing at their home stadium was something to be proud of
November 26, 2024 at 6:54 PM
It will never not be funny how Haaland told Arteta to “stay humble” and then proceed to play like shit and also go on a 5-game losing streak, while acting like drawing at their home stadium was something to be proud of
The Chiefs coach looks like someone I’d see in a McDonald’s ad
November 24, 2024 at 9:12 PM
The Chiefs coach looks like someone I’d see in a McDonald’s ad