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· Apr 23
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• It should go without saying, but NOT spoiler free
• Quotes will go up to s3 + the Halloween special
• DMs are open for quote submissions/suggestions!
ALFIE: Why do you want underwear?
NEIGE: Tragically we all require clothes on occasion.
ALFIE: It is tragic.
NEIGE: Zut alors.
NEIGE: Tragically we all require clothes on occasion.
ALFIE: It is tragic.
NEIGE: Zut alors.
April 29, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ALFIE: Why do you want underwear?
NEIGE: Tragically we all require clothes on occasion.
ALFIE: It is tragic.
NEIGE: Zut alors.
NEIGE: Tragically we all require clothes on occasion.
ALFIE: It is tragic.
NEIGE: Zut alors.
ALFIE: I didn't know he could draw.
NEIGE: He was an architect, of course he could draw.
ALFIE: I– but that’s houses and shit, not–
NEIGE: Not erotic portraiture? Some skills are transferrable.
ALFIE: Clearly.
NEIGE: Hmm.
ALFIE: What’s the difference between a house and a, uh. Dick. After all.
NEIGE: He was an architect, of course he could draw.
ALFIE: I– but that’s houses and shit, not–
NEIGE: Not erotic portraiture? Some skills are transferrable.
ALFIE: Clearly.
NEIGE: Hmm.
ALFIE: What’s the difference between a house and a, uh. Dick. After all.
April 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ALFIE: I didn't know he could draw.
NEIGE: He was an architect, of course he could draw.
ALFIE: I– but that’s houses and shit, not–
NEIGE: Not erotic portraiture? Some skills are transferrable.
ALFIE: Clearly.
NEIGE: Hmm.
ALFIE: What’s the difference between a house and a, uh. Dick. After all.
NEIGE: He was an architect, of course he could draw.
ALFIE: I– but that’s houses and shit, not–
NEIGE: Not erotic portraiture? Some skills are transferrable.
ALFIE: Clearly.
NEIGE: Hmm.
ALFIE: What’s the difference between a house and a, uh. Dick. After all.
ALFIE: My stomach twisted in knots. I didn't like the idea of other blood on his tongue. It made me squirm.
‘I didn't realise you were so possessive,’ said Casper, quietly, though I'd not said any of that out loud.
‘I didn't realise you were so possessive,’ said Casper, quietly, though I'd not said any of that out loud.
April 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ALFIE: My stomach twisted in knots. I didn't like the idea of other blood on his tongue. It made me squirm.
‘I didn't realise you were so possessive,’ said Casper, quietly, though I'd not said any of that out loud.
‘I didn't realise you were so possessive,’ said Casper, quietly, though I'd not said any of that out loud.
ALFIE: Because I DON'T trust you!
NEIGE: Why not? Is it because I am French? That is very unfair, you know. They hadn't even invented France when I was born, it's not my fault if—
NEIGE: Why not? Is it because I am French? That is very unfair, you know. They hadn't even invented France when I was born, it's not my fault if—
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ALFIE: Because I DON'T trust you!
NEIGE: Why not? Is it because I am French? That is very unfair, you know. They hadn't even invented France when I was born, it's not my fault if—
NEIGE: Why not? Is it because I am French? That is very unfair, you know. They hadn't even invented France when I was born, it's not my fault if—
ALFIE: Do I taste like him? Like Neige, because I drink from him? Or like Cas, because he was the one who turned me? Anyone who bit me would know I'd tasted both of them.
(pause)
Fuck, that's so hot though. Jesus christ why is that where my head- what is wrong with me?
(pause)
Fuck, that's so hot though. Jesus christ why is that where my head- what is wrong with me?
April 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ALFIE: Do I taste like him? Like Neige, because I drink from him? Or like Cas, because he was the one who turned me? Anyone who bit me would know I'd tasted both of them.
(pause)
Fuck, that's so hot though. Jesus christ why is that where my head- what is wrong with me?
(pause)
Fuck, that's so hot though. Jesus christ why is that where my head- what is wrong with me?
ALFIE: Neige. Don't be dense.
NEIGE: Denser than what?
ALFIE: Neige.
NEIGE: I cannot be denser than myself, mon râleur. That makes no sense.
NEIGE: Denser than what?
ALFIE: Neige.
NEIGE: I cannot be denser than myself, mon râleur. That makes no sense.
April 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ALFIE: Neige. Don't be dense.
NEIGE: Denser than what?
ALFIE: Neige.
NEIGE: I cannot be denser than myself, mon râleur. That makes no sense.
NEIGE: Denser than what?
ALFIE: Neige.
NEIGE: I cannot be denser than myself, mon râleur. That makes no sense.
HALEY: I'm sorry who the fuck is this man?
ALFIE: This is Neige.
NEIGE: Bonjour. The pleasure is all yours.
ALFIE: Don't be a shit.
NEIGE: Can't help it, it's part of my essential charm.
ALFIE: This is Neige.
NEIGE: Bonjour. The pleasure is all yours.
ALFIE: Don't be a shit.
NEIGE: Can't help it, it's part of my essential charm.
April 28, 2025 at 1:31 PM
HALEY: I'm sorry who the fuck is this man?
ALFIE: This is Neige.
NEIGE: Bonjour. The pleasure is all yours.
ALFIE: Don't be a shit.
NEIGE: Can't help it, it's part of my essential charm.
ALFIE: This is Neige.
NEIGE: Bonjour. The pleasure is all yours.
ALFIE: Don't be a shit.
NEIGE: Can't help it, it's part of my essential charm.
ALFIE: So I thought, different plan. And it was kind of a bad plan, actually? I just went, and I yelled: 'Oh my god, what a weird fucking rat? You have to see this,' and he just. Came to me.
April 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
ALFIE: So I thought, different plan. And it was kind of a bad plan, actually? I just went, and I yelled: 'Oh my god, what a weird fucking rat? You have to see this,' and he just. Came to me.
NEIGE: Alfie, my love? Where the fuck are we?
April 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
NEIGE: Alfie, my love? Where the fuck are we?
ALFIE: Yes well. That's because people hadn't invented planes. Or. Boats.
NEIGE: Or roads.
ALFIE: Or- seriously?
NEIGE: Oui.
ALFIE: Damn.
NEIGE: Or roads.
ALFIE: Or- seriously?
NEIGE: Oui.
ALFIE: Damn.
April 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ALFIE: Yes well. That's because people hadn't invented planes. Or. Boats.
NEIGE: Or roads.
ALFIE: Or- seriously?
NEIGE: Oui.
ALFIE: Damn.
NEIGE: Or roads.
ALFIE: Or- seriously?
NEIGE: Oui.
ALFIE: Damn.
ALFIE: I loved him, I loved him, I loved him, I wanted to eat him alive.
April 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ALFIE: I loved him, I loved him, I loved him, I wanted to eat him alive.
ALFIE: And he’s so fucking– ugh. He’s so French about everything! But you know what!? He’s not even actually French. He says he’s ‘proto-indo-eurpoean’ whatever the fuck that means. All I know is he’s annoying and he won’t go away and I’m so glad he’s here.
April 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ALFIE: And he’s so fucking– ugh. He’s so French about everything! But you know what!? He’s not even actually French. He says he’s ‘proto-indo-eurpoean’ whatever the fuck that means. All I know is he’s annoying and he won’t go away and I’m so glad he’s here.
NEIGE: You are just burying your head in the sand. Like a flamingo.
ALFIE: Ostrich.
NEIGE: Vous bénisse.
ALFIE: Ostrich.
NEIGE: Vous bénisse.
April 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
NEIGE: You are just burying your head in the sand. Like a flamingo.
ALFIE: Ostrich.
NEIGE: Vous bénisse.
ALFIE: Ostrich.
NEIGE: Vous bénisse.
ALFIE: I’ve just done something really stupid. I’ve turned on my phone. I know it was a bad idea, but it’s just– it’s my birthday. It’s been my birthday for three minutes.
April 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ALFIE: I’ve just done something really stupid. I’ve turned on my phone. I know it was a bad idea, but it’s just– it’s my birthday. It’s been my birthday for three minutes.
ALFIE: Right, I’m Alfie. It’s uh. Short for Alfric, because my dad was a history nerd and apparently hated me. Why not just call me Alfred, or Alfie? God knows. Man, what a start this is.
April 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ALFIE: Right, I’m Alfie. It’s uh. Short for Alfric, because my dad was a history nerd and apparently hated me. Why not just call me Alfred, or Alfie? God knows. Man, what a start this is.
ALFIE: Foutre le camp.
[NEIGE CHUCKLES]
NEIGE: Tres bien. It seems you have been paying attention; perhaps I will have to stop swearing in front of the baby.
[NEIGE CHUCKLES]
NEIGE: Tres bien. It seems you have been paying attention; perhaps I will have to stop swearing in front of the baby.
April 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
ALFIE: Foutre le camp.
[NEIGE CHUCKLES]
NEIGE: Tres bien. It seems you have been paying attention; perhaps I will have to stop swearing in front of the baby.
[NEIGE CHUCKLES]
NEIGE: Tres bien. It seems you have been paying attention; perhaps I will have to stop swearing in front of the baby.
NEIGE: He loved cathedrals in general. But this one was special to him, I think.
ALFIE: Because of the bells?
NEIGE: The flying buttresses.
ALFIE: Because of the bells?
NEIGE: The flying buttresses.
April 27, 2025 at 7:30 AM
NEIGE: He loved cathedrals in general. But this one was special to him, I think.
ALFIE: Because of the bells?
NEIGE: The flying buttresses.
ALFIE: Because of the bells?
NEIGE: The flying buttresses.
A DOOR KNOCKS
A KEY TURNS IN A LOCK
A DOOR OPENS
HALEY: No.
DOOR SLAMS
A KEY TURNS IN A LOCK
A DOOR OPENS
HALEY: No.
DOOR SLAMS
April 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A DOOR KNOCKS
A KEY TURNS IN A LOCK
A DOOR OPENS
HALEY: No.
DOOR SLAMS
A KEY TURNS IN A LOCK
A DOOR OPENS
HALEY: No.
DOOR SLAMS
MOVEMENT AND LAUGHTER. TEARING CLOTH.
ALFIE: Fuck, Neige, wait–
NEIGE: What?
ALFIE: It’s a fucking church.
NEIGE: This god was born after I was.
ALFIE: Fuck, Neige, wait–
NEIGE: What?
ALFIE: It’s a fucking church.
NEIGE: This god was born after I was.
April 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
MOVEMENT AND LAUGHTER. TEARING CLOTH.
ALFIE: Fuck, Neige, wait–
NEIGE: What?
ALFIE: It’s a fucking church.
NEIGE: This god was born after I was.
ALFIE: Fuck, Neige, wait–
NEIGE: What?
ALFIE: It’s a fucking church.
NEIGE: This god was born after I was.
ALFIE: Oh stop it, it’s fine. It’s just some toes in jars.
NEIGE: There is no amount you can explain that will make this ordinary.
NEIGE: There is no amount you can explain that will make this ordinary.
April 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
ALFIE: Oh stop it, it’s fine. It’s just some toes in jars.
NEIGE: There is no amount you can explain that will make this ordinary.
NEIGE: There is no amount you can explain that will make this ordinary.
NEIGE: One of the greatest gifts of immortality is the luxury of time. Of course, this is also one of its cruelest punishments.
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
NEIGE: One of the greatest gifts of immortality is the luxury of time. Of course, this is also one of its cruelest punishments.
ALFIE: It was one thing to walk up to a pretty guy in a bar and flirt with him to test the waters, another entirely to approach someone’s grandad who isn’t even hot and say ‘hey you’ve got the same name as me, fancy a shag to cure my trauma?’
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
ALFIE: It was one thing to walk up to a pretty guy in a bar and flirt with him to test the waters, another entirely to approach someone’s grandad who isn’t even hot and say ‘hey you’ve got the same name as me, fancy a shag to cure my trauma?’
ALFIE: ‘Wah wah ulfie ulfie you are a big sud vam-pie-uh, oo la la’.
NEIGE: Mon dieu, tu es un monstre!
NEIGE: Mon dieu, tu es un monstre!
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
ALFIE: ‘Wah wah ulfie ulfie you are a big sud vam-pie-uh, oo la la’.
NEIGE: Mon dieu, tu es un monstre!
NEIGE: Mon dieu, tu es un monstre!
ALFIE: You’ve been working in a bar?!
NEIGE: It’s a good way to be inconspicuous!
ALFIE: You were just hiding in a hedge.
NEIGE: Also inconspicuous.
NEIGE: It’s a good way to be inconspicuous!
ALFIE: You were just hiding in a hedge.
NEIGE: Also inconspicuous.
April 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
ALFIE: You’ve been working in a bar?!
NEIGE: It’s a good way to be inconspicuous!
ALFIE: You were just hiding in a hedge.
NEIGE: Also inconspicuous.
NEIGE: It’s a good way to be inconspicuous!
ALFIE: You were just hiding in a hedge.
NEIGE: Also inconspicuous.
ALFIE: You’re like, the opposite of compensating for something. Unless Casper was enhancing your appendages, if you catch my drift.
April 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
ALFIE: You’re like, the opposite of compensating for something. Unless Casper was enhancing your appendages, if you catch my drift.