RandomKitten
@notrandomkitten.bsky.social
Quiet gamer girl with a penchant for crafting and art and occasionally food. You know, the good things in life. Meow.
From a dream I just had:
"I'm Rebecca."
"Hi, I'm Rebecka with a k."
"Hi, I'm Rebekah with an h."
"Hi, I'm Rebehakek with two ks and an h." (Also somehow still pronounced "Rebekah")
"I'm Rebecca."
"Hi, I'm Rebecka with a k."
"Hi, I'm Rebekah with an h."
"Hi, I'm Rebehakek with two ks and an h." (Also somehow still pronounced "Rebekah")
August 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
From a dream I just had:
"I'm Rebecca."
"Hi, I'm Rebecka with a k."
"Hi, I'm Rebekah with an h."
"Hi, I'm Rebehakek with two ks and an h." (Also somehow still pronounced "Rebekah")
"I'm Rebecca."
"Hi, I'm Rebecka with a k."
"Hi, I'm Rebekah with an h."
"Hi, I'm Rebehakek with two ks and an h." (Also somehow still pronounced "Rebekah")
I'm gonna need someone to invent a drink that hydrates me AND gets me drunk, k thx
August 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm gonna need someone to invent a drink that hydrates me AND gets me drunk, k thx
I'm dying of burnout from decades of struggling unsupported thru life but I'm pretty sure these potato chips will cure me
July 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm dying of burnout from decades of struggling unsupported thru life but I'm pretty sure these potato chips will cure me
I feel like every workplace should have a soundproof room with a punching bag.
June 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I feel like every workplace should have a soundproof room with a punching bag.
I need psychos to please stop cutting the internet lines to our city. Please. That's like the third or fourth time now.
May 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I need psychos to please stop cutting the internet lines to our city. Please. That's like the third or fourth time now.
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Oh, to be as unbothered as a small cat on a large bed on a Saturday afternoon.
April 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh, to be as unbothered as a small cat on a large bed on a Saturday afternoon.
It's unfair that I can't selectively remove memories to make space in my brain for new ones. I still remember my ICQ number but I can't remember my grocery list 😭
April 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It's unfair that I can't selectively remove memories to make space in my brain for new ones. I still remember my ICQ number but I can't remember my grocery list 😭
It is risen! Happy Easter!
April 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It is risen! Happy Easter!
The world is falling apart and I'm making sourdough discard crackers.
Mmm, crunchy.
Mmm, crunchy.
April 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The world is falling apart and I'm making sourdough discard crackers.
Mmm, crunchy.
Mmm, crunchy.
Had to buy new pants today as the ones I got a month ago are already baggy. So far I've lost:
- 75 lbs
- 4 pants sizes
- 2 shirt sizes
- 1 ring size
- 75 lbs
- 4 pants sizes
- 2 shirt sizes
- 1 ring size
March 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Had to buy new pants today as the ones I got a month ago are already baggy. So far I've lost:
- 75 lbs
- 4 pants sizes
- 2 shirt sizes
- 1 ring size
- 75 lbs
- 4 pants sizes
- 2 shirt sizes
- 1 ring size
Bacon cheddar sourdough. I made it.
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Bacon cheddar sourdough. I made it.
I used to not trust online recipes because they were written by housewives who had obviously never tasted something as exotic as salt.
Now I don't trust online recipes because they might've been written by AI.
Which I'm also pretty sure has never tasted salt.
Now I don't trust online recipes because they might've been written by AI.
Which I'm also pretty sure has never tasted salt.
February 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I used to not trust online recipes because they were written by housewives who had obviously never tasted something as exotic as salt.
Now I don't trust online recipes because they might've been written by AI.
Which I'm also pretty sure has never tasted salt.
Now I don't trust online recipes because they might've been written by AI.
Which I'm also pretty sure has never tasted salt.
So does everybody's dentist keep the waiting room TV on Food Network, or is my dentist just being particularly cheeky?
February 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So does everybody's dentist keep the waiting room TV on Food Network, or is my dentist just being particularly cheeky?
In this moment, I am happy.
February 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
In this moment, I am happy.
It's a little hard to hate AI when it saves me from having to reread and reword my email 99 times trying to avoid sounding like a soulless bitch.
Hello yes I am a "friendly neurotypical professional" thanks to the power of computing beep boop
Hello yes I am a "friendly neurotypical professional" thanks to the power of computing beep boop
February 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's a little hard to hate AI when it saves me from having to reread and reword my email 99 times trying to avoid sounding like a soulless bitch.
Hello yes I am a "friendly neurotypical professional" thanks to the power of computing beep boop
Hello yes I am a "friendly neurotypical professional" thanks to the power of computing beep boop
Delicious success!
February 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Delicious success!
After tons of waiting and feeding and neglecting and experimenting, today.... She is ready.
I am making sourdough, baby.
I am making sourdough, baby.
February 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
After tons of waiting and feeding and neglecting and experimenting, today.... She is ready.
I am making sourdough, baby.
I am making sourdough, baby.
Hear me out...
Naruto waddle.
Naruto waddle.
January 31, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Hear me out...
Naruto waddle.
Naruto waddle.
Achievement Unlocked: Lost enough weight to be able to wear my wedding ring* again!
*It's titanium so it couldn't be resized.
*It's titanium so it couldn't be resized.
January 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Achievement Unlocked: Lost enough weight to be able to wear my wedding ring* again!
*It's titanium so it couldn't be resized.
*It's titanium so it couldn't be resized.
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why do i feel like this exact person is on this app
January 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
why do i feel like this exact person is on this app
Help, I've fallen* and I can't get up**!
*asleep
**out of this cozy bed
*asleep
**out of this cozy bed
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Help, I've fallen* and I can't get up**!
*asleep
**out of this cozy bed
*asleep
**out of this cozy bed
I got my first ever bowling ball today 😊😊😊 It so pretty 🧡🖤🤍
January 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I got my first ever bowling ball today 😊😊😊 It so pretty 🧡🖤🤍
Ah. I've reached the stage of cold where it feels like I've got pressurized seashells on both my ears. I can hear the ocean and my head feels like it's about to pop.
January 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ah. I've reached the stage of cold where it feels like I've got pressurized seashells on both my ears. I can hear the ocean and my head feels like it's about to pop.