NotreDale
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In big law “for only two years” since 2015. May opine on legal things, irrationally defend New Jersey, and mope about the Devils, Mets, Notre Dame, and Golf. Dances for nickels.
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Staying on Twitter because you like the engagement for sports or something is like hanging out in an actual Nazi bar because you like the pinball machine.

Deactivate yesterday.
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Me thinks a defendant like Comey would be the last person to waive speedy trial. He knows Halligan is learning on the job.

Tick-tock tick-tock, counselor.
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Usually Dateline reserves praise for the victim…

I would strongly advise against “lighting up the room” or being pleasant to be around.
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The DC Circuit acknowledged the First Amendment right (as it’s not plausibly deniable), but refused to extend Bivens. The court also said (with unconvincing analysis) that it would refuse to enter prospective or injunctive relief for future filming.
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Hopefully you were sitting during the fight over standing. Maybe there was even some lying.
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Age 45+ white male registered republicans.

The worst children of all.
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Sadly, under Jones v. US Secret Service (DC Circuit 2025), there isn’t much of a judicial remedy or Bivens claim to make when the right to film federal law enforcement is violated.

The Circuit Court expressly deferred the remedy to Congress, which we know will do nothing in its current form.
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Comey will move for a Bill of Particulars, and Halligan will be asking around “who is Bill Particulars”?
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I’m sorry, did you say John Tortorella? The guy who squirts water at fans?
List of expert picks for NHL Stanley Cup Champion John Tortorella’s pick for 2025-2026 Stanley Cup Champion: New Jersey Devils
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Cool cool…

Just another day of ordinary stochastic terrorist musings from the free world’s convict president.
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For the intentional forward fumble, isn’t it ruled a “forward pass” only if recovered by the same side?

The spirit of the rule is to not reward fumbles that advance the ball—it’s not supposed to undo a recovery by the opposing side, right?
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Look at that mask and all that tactical gear. Must be heavy.
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Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest
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Trump posts that Sen. Blumenthal “should be allowed to speak no longer”
Sanctimonious Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal, perhaps the biggest “joke” in the United States Senate, is at it again! “Dick” lied until the midpoint of his political career, convincing everyone, in particular the Fake News Media, that he was a great “War Hero” who lived on the precipice of death in the jungles of Vietnam. He would talk about his life in the military in almost every speech, in particular the death defying dangers he faced in his many years “fight for freedom” while in Vietnam. He stated that “the battles were violent and long, but there was no going back” - And then it happened, Blumenthal was found out to be a FRAUD. The soldiers in his so-called “platoon” came forward and said that they had no idea who this guy was. He was revealed, broke down and admitted, tears flowing from his eyes, that he LIED, a Whopper, one that lasted 20 year. This guy shouldn’t even be in the U.S. Senate. It should be investigated, and Justice should be sought. Right now there is a Congressman sitting in prison for lying about his past during a campaign. Well, those lies were nothing compared to those of Richard “Da Nang Dick” Blumenthal, perhaps the greatest phony in the history of the United States Senate. He should be allowed to speak no longer!
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And to be clear, these are the fans…
Kids wearing white Yankees blazers, chains, sunglasses on NYC local abc eyewitness news broadcast before the game.
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Candy / Candy Corn / Candy Cane / Syrup (off camera)
Reid in a suit, Kelce dressed like a bookie in Brooklyn, Mahomes dressed like the mayor of candy land
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It seems clear that Taylor Swift is skipping the Super Bowl because Bad Bunny and Travis Kelce’s bear-attack scene in Happy Gilmore 2 hit too close to home.
Bad Bunny spreading honey on Travis Kelce’s chest  in Happy Gilmore 2
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This regime is comprised entirely of unserious goons that have no intention or concern about being held accountable by voters.
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Better yet, sometimes lawyer-brained people can be a bit blind. They run around on a hamster wheel of legal doctrines and proceduralism, while a normal person can look at a passage and quickly see that it’s complete nonsense.
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What if “Release the Epstein Files” is the name of a trick play where the quarterback falls down twice?
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WaPo Opinions: “Getting Paid is Overrated, Legal Analysts Agree”
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Like when parents use the kid’s first and middle names, they’re cooked.
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*DeChambeau tees golf ball in Oval Office, driver in hand*

Bessent: “Gentlemen, as Bryson will demonstrate, when we re-privatize FNMA and FHLMC, we can DRIVE revenue and BOMB mortgage rates…”

*DeChambeau flushes full-swing drive into JD Vance’s abdomen, he collapses in pain.*

Trump: “I like it.”