Not Rick Moranis
@notrickmoranis.bsky.social
Who does your taxes? I like ordinary stuff
Migration is a human right
Migration is a human right
Time to lean into the "James Bond is a codename" theory. Problem solved
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Time to lean into the "James Bond is a codename" theory. Problem solved
So why didn't you stop your caucus from giving in?
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So why didn't you stop your caucus from giving in?
Honestly, if they can't get Spielberg to come and right the ship, they could at least get Joe Johnson.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Honestly, if they can't get Spielberg to come and right the ship, they could at least get Joe Johnson.
If they had made Train Job: A Star Wars Story and not had any legacy characters, it would be the absolute top of Star Wars Mountain
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If they had made Train Job: A Star Wars Story and not had any legacy characters, it would be the absolute top of Star Wars Mountain
Your ass is why I'm on the Internet
November 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Your ass is why I'm on the Internet
I knew that she stayed behind with Joseph's body, but I hadn't heard anybody directly blame her for the RLDS splitting off before
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I knew that she stayed behind with Joseph's body, but I hadn't heard anybody directly blame her for the RLDS splitting off before
The prosperity gospel that powers American Christian Nationalism holds that if you're poor, God thinks you deserve it. THAT'S the only gospel we have in America anymore. To our great shame!
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The prosperity gospel that powers American Christian Nationalism holds that if you're poor, God thinks you deserve it. THAT'S the only gospel we have in America anymore. To our great shame!
I've seen uncle who said "she needs to answer for breaking to the church in Nauvoo before she'll be welcomed to the Celestial Kingdom"
That was a new one for me!
That was a new one for me!
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I've seen uncle who said "she needs to answer for breaking to the church in Nauvoo before she'll be welcomed to the Celestial Kingdom"
That was a new one for me!
That was a new one for me!
He obviously meant million (probably), but that amounts to about half a pound per person. Hardly worth destroying the economy
November 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He obviously meant million (probably), but that amounts to about half a pound per person. Hardly worth destroying the economy
You really need to watch out for the Soros backed Mormons when you're tricking gullible rubes out of their money and into bed. You never know who's going to turn you in to a Soros backed high council
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You really need to watch out for the Soros backed Mormons when you're tricking gullible rubes out of their money and into bed. You never know who's going to turn you in to a Soros backed high council
I've been to a lot of Catholic services for my job, and very often, women pass Communion. But sure "women are allowed to give a talk" is the same as administering the sacrament
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I've been to a lot of Catholic services for my job, and very often, women pass Communion. But sure "women are allowed to give a talk" is the same as administering the sacrament
How long before a mob tries to hang JD Vance?
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
How long before a mob tries to hang JD Vance?
You need to put "my butt predicts the weather" on your business cards
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You need to put "my butt predicts the weather" on your business cards
This was a good one too!
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This was a good one too!
Modern Humorist had a great poster like this way back when about downloading MP3s. "You're downloading communism"
November 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Modern Humorist had a great poster like this way back when about downloading MP3s. "You're downloading communism"
Young lady, you will show The Grand Nagus Zek the respect he deserves!
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Young lady, you will show The Grand Nagus Zek the respect he deserves!