Lord Halbrand
@notsauron.bsky.social
Just a Middle Earth Dude and rightful King of the Southlands. Himbo Husband to Galadriel. Father of Fírrin & Amáriel. Definitely not evil.
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Uncle Halbrand actually sounds like rather pleasant title to me, so I wouldn’t not at all be against it… nephew 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Uncle Halbrand actually sounds like rather pleasant title to me, so I wouldn’t not at all be against it… nephew 🥹
My apologies for the delay in responding. It would seem that the mere mention of salad sent me into a catatonic state for two weeks 😅 though if you wish to send the vegetables in non-salad form, I would be grateful!
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My apologies for the delay in responding. It would seem that the mere mention of salad sent me into a catatonic state for two weeks 😅 though if you wish to send the vegetables in non-salad form, I would be grateful!
If it’s any consolation, I’m not fussy and will eat most anything. Galadriel has gotten me used to Elven foods.
And it does indeed make us related! How wholesome 😌
And it does indeed make us related! How wholesome 😌
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If it’s any consolation, I’m not fussy and will eat most anything. Galadriel has gotten me used to Elven foods.
And it does indeed make us related! How wholesome 😌
And it does indeed make us related! How wholesome 😌
You honour me with such promises! I will be sure to tell you to my coming. Likewise I’m sure that my wife, Galadriel, would be glad to join us. She’s not been in London in some time.
Should it be company you miss, we will gladly assist.
Should it be company you miss, we will gladly assist.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
You honour me with such promises! I will be sure to tell you to my coming. Likewise I’m sure that my wife, Galadriel, would be glad to join us. She’s not been in London in some time.
Should it be company you miss, we will gladly assist.
Should it be company you miss, we will gladly assist.
My apologies, Uncle! I’ve been well, but rather busy in Pelargir. Sometimes this king thing gets hectic 😅
But I do try to check in when I can! I trust that all is well in Mordor?
But I do try to check in when I can! I trust that all is well in Mordor?
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
My apologies, Uncle! I’ve been well, but rather busy in Pelargir. Sometimes this king thing gets hectic 😅
But I do try to check in when I can! I trust that all is well in Mordor?
But I do try to check in when I can! I trust that all is well in Mordor?
Thank you, High King! I’ll be sure to take you up on that offer.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Thank you, High King! I’ll be sure to take you up on that offer.
That’s alright, I’m somewhat used to it at this stage 😅
And all Elves are welcome in Pelargir, so visit anytime you wish.
And all Elves are welcome in Pelargir, so visit anytime you wish.
November 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
That’s alright, I’m somewhat used to it at this stage 😅
And all Elves are welcome in Pelargir, so visit anytime you wish.
And all Elves are welcome in Pelargir, so visit anytime you wish.
I’m glad that you can thankfully distinguish us.
And it’s nice to meet you, High-king! 👋
And it’s nice to meet you, High-king! 👋
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m glad that you can thankfully distinguish us.
And it’s nice to meet you, High-king! 👋
And it’s nice to meet you, High-king! 👋
UNCLE.
You look fabulous 😍
You look fabulous 😍
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
UNCLE.
You look fabulous 😍
You look fabulous 😍
Sauron stole my face once and it’s been nothing but chaos since! 😭
Thank you for defending me and explaining the situation, neighbour 🫂
Thank you for defending me and explaining the situation, neighbour 🫂
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Sauron stole my face once and it’s been nothing but chaos since! 😭
Thank you for defending me and explaining the situation, neighbour 🫂
Thank you for defending me and explaining the situation, neighbour 🫂
That is very kind of you, Uncle 🥺 if it is easier, I could come visit you and Spider Auntie?
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
That is very kind of you, Uncle 🥺 if it is easier, I could come visit you and Spider Auntie?
😒 I’m… not entirely sure I could will myself to do that
September 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
😒 I’m… not entirely sure I could will myself to do that
Mmm sounds delicious. I must try to get my hands on some 👀
September 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Mmm sounds delicious. I must try to get my hands on some 👀
I have not yet… though this is a good reminder that I should! I should make plans for my kingdom 🤔
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I have not yet… though this is a good reminder that I should! I should make plans for my kingdom 🤔
Root tea? 👀 what’s that like? I can’t say that I’ve had it before
September 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Root tea? 👀 what’s that like? I can’t say that I’ve had it before
My thoughts exactly. Though you are excellent with decorating, so I’m sure you can make very spooky ones
September 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My thoughts exactly. Though you are excellent with decorating, so I’m sure you can make very spooky ones
I would imagine that spooky standards are very high in Mordor!
September 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I would imagine that spooky standards are very high in Mordor!