Struggling to understand why any half way competent adult would take anything published in the Telegraph at face value, or even give it any credence at all

Does he ever listen to the nonsense he speaks?

Presumably that’s just Reform, before you even start looking at Clacton residents?

Presumably this will be a good defence when a civil servant posting on an official X account inadvertently views / downloads to web browser cache illegal images created by Grok /sarcasm
What planet do these idiots live on 🤔

Let these fuckwits lead by example.

I’ve just raised the same issue with our head of cyber security as we have a number of business accounts on X, and I don’t want colleagues exposed to this

Unless he offers Trump $1m or more, as that seems to be the going rate for pardons

Presumably only available to those ready to visit Mars on whatever dodgy rocket Space X is blowing up this month?

This brought back memories of watching on television some point in the late 1970's / early 1980's; around the same time as reading the novel - probably as you say panned and scanned as many films were for TV. Anthony Perkins was brilliantly cast, Just off to order my Criterion blu ray 🍿

It’s what happens when you only have time to read the ai summary

Request permissions to appeal this decision to the Supreme Court on a point of law. Be refused. Apply direct to the Supreme Court. Be refused. Apply to the ECtHR. Be refused. That's probably good for another 5-10 years of rich idiots' money.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving person.
Given that her original case threw all her co-workers under the bus, the only employment option she has left is to string this nonsense out for as long as her donor funds it.

It could start by finding better beans / roast - its current standard offer is bitter and hot, but not coffee worth drinking

Wait till "she" tells him the word gullible has been removed from the dictionary. Presumably whilst "writing" his next piece for whatever fuckwit rag published this one.