Christopher Samuels
@notsomuch.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
There is a striking lack of empirical evidence to have reached that conclusion.
January 24, 2026 at 9:36 PM
There is a striking lack of empirical evidence to have reached that conclusion.
I love the waitress.
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I love the waitress.
Apocrypha. And believe me, I was just as shocked.
January 20, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Apocrypha. And believe me, I was just as shocked.
Fun fact: “No shit, Sherlock,” appears in none of Arthur Conan Doyle’s writings.
January 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Fun fact: “No shit, Sherlock,” appears in none of Arthur Conan Doyle’s writings.
Keepin’ it moist.
January 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Keepin’ it moist.
I tolerated it from Paul, because he’s Paul.
December 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I tolerated it from Paul, because he’s Paul.
“I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT.”
—Sam Altman
—Sam Altman
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT.”
—Sam Altman
—Sam Altman
Can we make it Monday, November 7, 2016 and stay there forever?
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can we make it Monday, November 7, 2016 and stay there forever?
Sometimes I do. What is your interest in posting fake items?
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sometimes I do. What is your interest in posting fake items?
You can see they use spaces between their title as well. Why do this?
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You can see they use spaces between their title as well. Why do this?
Yes in order to have sex!
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yes in order to have sex!
It was a monster hit in an alternative Universe.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It was a monster hit in an alternative Universe.
Isn’t he something? I thought it was cool that the Pope used to dress like a Blues Brother. The feeling was only compounded when I learned it was not by mere coincidence. He is a huge Blues Brothers fan.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Isn’t he something? I thought it was cool that the Pope used to dress like a Blues Brother. The feeling was only compounded when I learned it was not by mere coincidence. He is a huge Blues Brothers fan.
You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to?
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking to?
They prefer to keep to themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
They prefer to keep to themselves.
I noticed your last playlist was Apple. I didn’t have to convert it.
November 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I noticed your last playlist was Apple. I didn’t have to convert it.
I read it earlier. It’s a good poem. I wanted to write something sarcastic, but why bother?
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I read it earlier. It’s a good poem. I wanted to write something sarcastic, but why bother?
Late-stage capitalism rocks.
November 1, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Late-stage capitalism rocks.