Ben
notsoreformed.bsky.social
Ben
@notsoreformed.bsky.social
Republicans currently tying themselves in knots at how participation trophies aren't actually woke after all.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The check clearly bounced.
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Diane Ross' missed penalty that exploded the goal at the '94 opening ceremony is no longer the most ridiculous US World Cup moment.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Make sure they also have a shit eating grin when you put the crown on their head.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Absolutely boggles my mind that FIFA had to make up an award to appease peDonald.

Will be boycotting this World Cup.
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The actual World Cup will end up in the Oval Office while the winning teams captain will lift a replica. We all know that's going to happen.
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Can somebody convince him the inside of a jail cell is more exclusive then Epstein's Island.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I used to *love* the World Cup. This one I won't be watching. He truly turns everything he touches to shit.
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm sure something similar about him is in the Epstein files.
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let's hope all that extra weight puts more pressure on his circulatory system.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Now do the FIFA Murdering fisherman in boats Award.
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I remember when FIFA was about football with just a splash of corruption. Good times...
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have a nomination for the LBC Racist but not a racist honest guv Award...
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Every team should now just pull out.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If that's the case then my money's on the EU.
December 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The way Infantino is smouldering at him is vomit inducing.
December 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Infantino is making Sep Blatter look whiter than white.

What a joke of an organisation FIFA is.
December 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Literally won't watch a single minute of next year's world cup if this turns out to be true.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM