Not That Jeff
@notthatjeff.bsky.social
40+ fag (he/him), divorced dog dad, writer, artist, gaymer, forever DM with dreams of going pro. FFXIV - SCH Main. ACAB/BLM/Free Palestine🍉/Fuck Trump. No LGB without the TQIA. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Minors will be blocked.
Minors will be blocked.
I have been trapped
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I have been trapped
Just had a hyper realistic dream of my ex abusing and assaulting me.
Little fucker could have made me dream about anything and released some serotonin, oxytocin, or dopamine and my brain was like nah
Little fucker could have made me dream about anything and released some serotonin, oxytocin, or dopamine and my brain was like nah
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just had a hyper realistic dream of my ex abusing and assaulting me.
Little fucker could have made me dream about anything and released some serotonin, oxytocin, or dopamine and my brain was like nah
Little fucker could have made me dream about anything and released some serotonin, oxytocin, or dopamine and my brain was like nah
In an attempt to stop my waist line from expanding and my arteries from hardening I made pan seared tofu with rice and cucumber banchan with avocado
October 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In an attempt to stop my waist line from expanding and my arteries from hardening I made pan seared tofu with rice and cucumber banchan with avocado
Brady really takes after his mother Miranda
October 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Brady really takes after his mother Miranda
Whenever I speak
September 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Whenever I speak
My pup is named after Yuna, I call her Yunalesca when she's being bad.
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My pup is named after Yuna, I call her Yunalesca when she's being bad.
The pattern is patterning and my recognition is recognitioning.
September 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The pattern is patterning and my recognition is recognitioning.
This is not a conversation between two Gen Z's. This screams Boomer trying to fake it. People who are familiar with each other don't explain things the other already knows. This is a set up.
September 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is not a conversation between two Gen Z's. This screams Boomer trying to fake it. People who are familiar with each other don't explain things the other already knows. This is a set up.
Getting a new coat to commemorate today's shooting in Utah.
September 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Getting a new coat to commemorate today's shooting in Utah.
Is his head shaved? Usually has a rat's nest of hair poking out the back and sides.
September 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Is his head shaved? Usually has a rat's nest of hair poking out the back and sides.
Wouldn't it just be easier to hire the people to begin with and cut out the middleman?
August 31, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Wouldn't it just be easier to hire the people to begin with and cut out the middleman?
So the media can point out lies ABOUT Trump, but not FROM him.
August 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
So the media can point out lies ABOUT Trump, but not FROM him.
I'm Kilim Kristofferson and this is All Things Considered
August 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I'm Kilim Kristofferson and this is All Things Considered
(yours are not bad, but it did remind of Chappel on LasCulturistas)
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
(yours are not bad, but it did remind of Chappel on LasCulturistas)
Congrats Travis and Taylor on your engagement
August 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Congrats Travis and Taylor on your engagement
My lab just learned how to howl today all on her own. A fire truck brought it out of her. Her first attempt she coughed a bit but the second time was full and loud and then she looked embarrassed that she did it and hid under my bed.
August 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My lab just learned how to howl today all on her own. A fire truck brought it out of her. Her first attempt she coughed a bit but the second time was full and loud and then she looked embarrassed that she did it and hid under my bed.
I was having a good day
August 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I was having a good day
no cheating, last photo of your pet
August 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
no cheating, last photo of your pet
I hope this happens to "Big Balls" every fucking week for the rest of his life
August 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I hope this happens to "Big Balls" every fucking week for the rest of his life
Quickly scrolling through door dash, I thought this said "cum fart"
July 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Quickly scrolling through door dash, I thought this said "cum fart"
I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs.
July 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs.
Ginger's entrance mug is cracked, did Brittney Broski do her makeup
July 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Ginger's entrance mug is cracked, did Brittney Broski do her makeup