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i’ve been regularly thinking about this tumblr poem since like 2014
April 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i’ve been regularly thinking about this tumblr poem since like 2014
thinking ab the “all water is old water” poem
April 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
thinking ab the “all water is old water” poem
yeah so it turns out that i actually have a stomach virus lol
i overdid it on the dairy yesterday with some delicious quesadillas and today i am paying for it
March 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
yeah so it turns out that i actually have a stomach virus lol
i overdid it on the dairy yesterday with some delicious quesadillas and today i am paying for it
March 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i overdid it on the dairy yesterday with some delicious quesadillas and today i am paying for it
my favorite thing is when people compliment my engagement ring and go “did he really choose that himself?” and i get to tell them that it actually all came out of my head and i designed it myself :) (w the jeweler ofc)
March 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
my favorite thing is when people compliment my engagement ring and go “did he really choose that himself?” and i get to tell them that it actually all came out of my head and i designed it myself :) (w the jeweler ofc)
there’s this acc that follows me that’s like absolutely a bot but it’s also the only acc that sometimes likes my tweets so i’ll let it stay 😂 software ai bot acc you’re my truest friend on here
March 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
there’s this acc that follows me that’s like absolutely a bot but it’s also the only acc that sometimes likes my tweets so i’ll let it stay 😂 software ai bot acc you’re my truest friend on here
a whole sleeve of the birds i’d see at my moms kitchen window bird feeder would be really neat
March 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
a whole sleeve of the birds i’d see at my moms kitchen window bird feeder would be really neat
i was like what bird tattoo could i get that would represent my mom?? and unfortunately the first thing that came to me was a bald eagle because she’s always claimed that seeing one is good luck lol
March 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i was like what bird tattoo could i get that would represent my mom?? and unfortunately the first thing that came to me was a bald eagle because she’s always claimed that seeing one is good luck lol
why did range rover hire that guy that looks exactly like liam payne
March 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
why did range rover hire that guy that looks exactly like liam payne
my mom loves to call me before 11am and be like why do you sound so tired?? because i literally just woke up mom
March 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
my mom loves to call me before 11am and be like why do you sound so tired?? because i literally just woke up mom
hours at work are changing and coworkers are upset, they keep citing this particular supervisor as being particularly fucked over, i asked him how he felt about it, he goes “oh it was my idea” 😂
March 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
hours at work are changing and coworkers are upset, they keep citing this particular supervisor as being particularly fucked over, i asked him how he felt about it, he goes “oh it was my idea” 😂
i know toby keith sucks but naming an album “white trash with money” is pretty funny
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i know toby keith sucks but naming an album “white trash with money” is pretty funny
for some reason when it comes to wicked battle cries i can never remember cynthia’s and instead all i can think of is idina’s and the time that rachel berry did it on glee 💀 it’s such an earworm
March 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
for some reason when it comes to wicked battle cries i can never remember cynthia’s and instead all i can think of is idina’s and the time that rachel berry did it on glee 💀 it’s such an earworm
i love love love my fiance because even though he works so much harder than me every single week he still lets me complain about how i’m so tired from working 3 days in a row and validates me for it
March 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i love love love my fiance because even though he works so much harder than me every single week he still lets me complain about how i’m so tired from working 3 days in a row and validates me for it
thinking ab how i’ve been going through more depressive dips lately and how i also ignored the person at the clinic who reached out to try and set up a phone call after they received my mental health screening 💀
March 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
thinking ab how i’ve been going through more depressive dips lately and how i also ignored the person at the clinic who reached out to try and set up a phone call after they received my mental health screening 💀
why do i just feel like screaming what is up with me
March 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
why do i just feel like screaming what is up with me
maybe doing an oil pull on my face tomorrow will help me feel better
March 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
maybe doing an oil pull on my face tomorrow will help me feel better
i walk into work with sunglasses and a mask on and truly worry that nobody will recognize me. with my usual bag and cup and coat. being the pinkest girl in the room
March 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
i walk into work with sunglasses and a mask on and truly worry that nobody will recognize me. with my usual bag and cup and coat. being the pinkest girl in the room
my coworker was like “oh i wanted to make this one picture of brian griffin my background, let me find it” and i was like “the one where he’s got a six pack and looks all broody?” and he was surprised as if i WOULDNT know exactly what picture he was referring to
March 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
my coworker was like “oh i wanted to make this one picture of brian griffin my background, let me find it” and i was like “the one where he’s got a six pack and looks all broody?” and he was surprised as if i WOULDNT know exactly what picture he was referring to
why does the word “beautification” sound so ozian to me
March 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
why does the word “beautification” sound so ozian to me
i’m not big into tarot cards or anything like that but i do do this thing where i say “the next song is how my days going to go” when i have my library on shuffle and i deeply trust it most of the time 😂
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i’m not big into tarot cards or anything like that but i do do this thing where i say “the next song is how my days going to go” when i have my library on shuffle and i deeply trust it most of the time 😂
can we just stop automatically assuming that straight sized people work out bc like i’m disabled i can’t do more than swim aerobics or a casual walk in the shade
another security guard separately said i look like i like running and i was like buddy. friend. you’ve hardly ever even seen me hustle in this place. it’s for a reason.
my security guard just asked me if i work out at all and gave me such a look when i said that im the least athletic person ever, like she didn’t believe me at all. girl i medically can’t safely lift over 10 lbs lmao
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
can we just stop automatically assuming that straight sized people work out bc like i’m disabled i can’t do more than swim aerobics or a casual walk in the shade
another security guard separately said i look like i like running and i was like buddy. friend. you’ve hardly ever even seen me hustle in this place. it’s for a reason.
my security guard just asked me if i work out at all and gave me such a look when i said that im the least athletic person ever, like she didn’t believe me at all. girl i medically can’t safely lift over 10 lbs lmao
March 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
another security guard separately said i look like i like running and i was like buddy. friend. you’ve hardly ever even seen me hustle in this place. it’s for a reason.
once i ordered prawn soup at a restaurant and maybe this was dumb of me but i didn’t expect them to come whole and intact so then i had to hide from the waitress that i was looking at the wikihow for “how to eat whole prawns”
March 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
once i ordered prawn soup at a restaurant and maybe this was dumb of me but i didn’t expect them to come whole and intact so then i had to hide from the waitress that i was looking at the wikihow for “how to eat whole prawns”
thinking about how it’s both understandable and fucked up that i’ve basically always had the same health issues that i currently have but they’re suddenly seen as soooooo much more valid now that i have a diagnosis
March 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
thinking about how it’s both understandable and fucked up that i’ve basically always had the same health issues that i currently have but they’re suddenly seen as soooooo much more valid now that i have a diagnosis