nottheblonde.bsky.social
@nottheblonde.bsky.social
But like, what if Trump loses against Maduro in court? Do we just return him?
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
If I were Zelenskyy I'd stay off US soil. During Trump's 1st impeachment Fiona Hill testified that Putin had proposed a swap...the US gets Venezuela, Russia gets Ukraine. Russia has been supplying Venezuela with $ and defense. I don't see the Maduro kidnapping happening without their help
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
If I'm a White House journalist, I'm yelling hey Bubba at everyone Trump entertains to see who responds
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Not much could make me Catholic, but this comes pretty darn close
Check out the Alt text to find out why she’s famous
October 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
What is truly scary is that we need the Epstein victims to come forward, but they can't because our government is weaponized against them
July 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Well. The US Govt just officially became sex traffickers. Imagine having the list and because one orange fuck is on it, letting them all go
July 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Remember when Trump showed reporters and staffers a plan to attack Iran in his stolen documents?
June 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's so bizarre to me that the right hates liberals so much. We will literally feed and protect you and your kids. We will defend your constitutional rights. We will put ourselves in harm's way for you. And this liberal donated a kidney for a bible-thumping, Trump-loving young lady simply bc I could
June 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Trump is such a Regina George
June 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Especially tonight, Lindsey Graham fuck you

#greta
June 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@michaelianblack.bsky.social made a post about no one expects the Spanish Inquisition in response to Schumer's very strong letter and I just now got it
April 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Trump is a mob boss. He thought he could use the coffers and position of the US to bully the rest of the world and increase his fortune. Lots of men in the US wanted to feel like "tough guys" vicariously through Trump. They're weak, frustrated little boys too afraid to apply themselves to do better
April 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Seeing a lot of posts this Good Friday about how Jesus forgave Judas, washed his feet, let him eat. Love, forgiveness, all that...by people who hate gays and immigrants
April 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Nero didn't burn Rome. There's a difference
April 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My favorite parts of Vance's trip to Greenland are 1. his reiteration that he is the Vice President (establishes how important he is) and 2. his use of the phrase "it's colder than shit" (establishes how laid back he is)
March 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The one thing Project 2025 didn't take into consideration is how fucking stupid this administration is
March 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
A man of or for the people wouldn't eliminate social security bc it's a "ponzi scheme." He'd eliminate the government's abuse of it and use the DOGE savings to replenish it. Why does Elon want fuck us over?
March 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is it not odd to anyone else that Trump would even lower himself to shill for Tesla? He is not a man to do favors. Who gave the order?
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ex: I don't trust the govt, I'm not giving up my guns

Me: Even if they signed a deal to protect you, you wouldn't give up your assault weapons at least?

Ex: No

Me: You understand that's what Trump is doing to Ukraine but you support him when he's exactly the thing you fear

Still doesn't get it
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Notice how triggered Trump was when Zelenskyy said that despite the ocean between us, we would eventually feel the effects of Putin's actions. That was the key. It doesn't stop at Ukraine
February 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Based on the Gaza AI Trump post and other shenanigans, I'm pretty confident Musk Neuralinked him
February 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
In his newest executive order, Trump moves to euthanize the losers of Puppy Bowl XXI
February 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The information that Musk is about to hand Putin will be devastating
February 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fairly certain the cases Trump declassified are specifically to sow distrust in the government. Which is warranted. It's just sad that the man to do it is doing so as a diversion and so many will fall for it
January 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM