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Greg Norman
@notthegolfer.com
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AKA Raelshark. Tired web consultant, wonky-headed Star Wars geek. EDS, POTS, etc. Co-host of @ResilienceSquadron.com.
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It's been pushing me out of collecting. Well, apart from my usual Hoth theme obsession.

Saw this TVC Grogu on the shelf at GameStop a couple days ago. Like... what are we doing here? 😐
GameStop product pages shows a tiny Grogu action figure on card. The price is $16.99.
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Disney+ highlighting @jimmykimmel.com on their home page rotation is just morbid.
A screenshot of the Disney+ menu shows Jimmy Kimmel and his co-host Guillermo embracing next to the name of his show.
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Without spoilers, it was kind of hilarious that this was the extent of the content warning on tonight's Peacemaker season premiere.
A photo of a screen shows the DC Studios logo with a classic Superman breaking out of chains. In the upper left corner a "TV MA" warning says "Smoking."
August 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Trump administration weighs military actions against drug cartels Harrison Ford as Jack Ryan in Clear and Present Danger, looking stern in a suit with a cut on his brow.
August 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Oh okay, so Kiggans is definitely voting Yes.

Keep calling anyway, VA-02...
“And while I’ve raised concerns about specific provisions related to clean energy and Medicaid, I’ve worked both publicly and privately to advocate for improvements to those areas throughout the process,” Kiggans said in a statement. “At the end of the day, I’m focused on whether a bill delivers results for the people I represent. That means securing our nation, strengthening our economy, and ensuring hardworking Virginians feel relief—not more Washington dysfunction and partisan misinformation.”
July 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Thought about this old Far Side for no reason whatsoever.
A single-panel Far Side comic strip show generals sitting around a global map. One of them sits back with his hands behind his head, smiling. The caption says "On the other hand, gentlemen, what if we gave a war and everybody came?"
June 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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This #AndorFinale has me on the edge of my seat, Disney+.
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May 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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"Back away from Grogu you Sith WITCH!"
Actress Sigourney Weaver holds a futuristic t-shirt canon.
April 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Project Studio Q did this just for me.

#StarWarsVisions
April 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I guess maybe don't invite them to your secure group chat then? I dunno.
“I don’t know anything about it. I’m not a big fan of The Atlantic; to me it’s a magazine that is going out of business,” Trump said. “I know nothing about it. You’re saying that they had what?”
March 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I also adore her pilot costume and its corresponding X-wing-themed walker, but haven't managed to unlock them yet. And the sticker based on it.
A small furry Ewok from Star Wars is shown wearing a white and orange pilot outfit. A mechanical 2-legged walker is shown customized to look like an X-Wing. A cute furry Ewok graphic is shown smiling and waving her arm.
March 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Y'all. There's an Ewok bombardier and she drives her own AT-ET ("Ewok Transport") and lobs grenades at people.

And all the characters had costumes around various themes, like these Hoth outfits.

Ewok+bombs+Hoth = all my childhood dreams come true.

How did they let this game fail?
A screenshot of a video game shows an Ewok in a cold-weather Hoth outfit riding in a weaponized mechanical 2-legged walker outside the entrance to a snow base.
March 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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On a scale of 0 to Palpatine, they just cancelled the JEDI.
On Friday, records obtained by The Post show DOGE staffer Ethan Shaotran editing the department's website. He also started putting together a new webpage that will track the cancellation of Biden-era grants that pushed "divisive and toxic ideologies through the K-12 system," according to the records. Under a heading called "Collected Lowlights," Shaotran listed nixed programs: A "JEDI" (Justice, Equity Diversity & Inclusion) training for teachers; workshops on "Decolonizing the curriculum" and "Becoming an anti-racist educator"; and "Using taxpayer funds to establish an 'Equity & Social Justice' center."
February 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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A cartoon by Webcomicname called "Different." The first panel shows a blobby character saying "I want things to be different." The second panel shows them smashing things with a baseball bat. The third panel shows them standing in their room with all their smashed belongings saying "oh no."
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Verified domain handles on Bluesky are fun.
Screenshot of my Bluesky profile showing my profile photo, my name "Greg Norman" and my handle "@notthegolfer.com"
January 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ah yeah, there I am. Gotta admit this one was a bit skewed from the beginning. 😛

Was really hoping we'd pull out that last minute tie for overtime though...

www.twitch.tv/videos/23536...
A screenshot from Star Wars: Hunters shows four players including Sithty_Minutes on the left versus three players including Raelshark on the right.
January 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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I love how our Black Friday orders for my daughter and I make it look like the book is walking to us.
An Amazon order shows "The Fall of Numenor" by J.R.R. Tolkien with a picture of the book cover and American Trends Purple Leg Warmers with a picture of the leg warmers on a girl's legs. The thumbnails stacked on top of each other makes it look like the book has legs.
November 26, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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Guess I need to put on Memento again...
Leonard in Memento lies in bed awake in a dark room. He's saying "How am I supposed to heal if I can't... feel time?"
November 16, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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My nervous system greatly appreciates this distinction, and I hope people use it properly.

(I haven't read up much yet on how much moderation is community/instance driven. Is any of it centralized?)
April 25, 2023 at 8:04 AM
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It became such a constant thing that I created a "Misdelivered" label in Gmail a few years ago to store them all for the hell of it, and funny timing - I just checked it for this screenshot and I just passed 3K mistaken emails.
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April 25, 2023 at 8:00 AM