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matt
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computer guy, baltimore sports sufferer, he/him, late 20s, opinions my own and not reflective of my employer
We could do a hell of a lot worse
January 18, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Wait forget the receiver corps when did Matt Judon end up on the Bills?
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Brandin Cooks is still in the fucking league?!
January 17, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Where’s Jon Lovitz when you need him?
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Turning my notifications off after posting this
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 PM
God forbid women have hobbies smh my head
January 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It’s funny that Jim Carville gets hailed as this genius strategist when Clinton mainly won on account of Perot being there as a spoiler who happened to hurt Pappy Bush more than him
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Ravens legend
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
January 11, 2026 at 5:10 PM
You’re hearing it more and more folks
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 PM
My stance is and has always been that I’ll stop deadnaming Twitter when Elon stops deadnaming his daughter
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I definitely want a defensively minded HC especially if we keep Zach Orr as DC
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Fair point
January 6, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The only way I could see it working is bringing him in as kind of a bridge guy for an org whose culture is completely FUBAR and having him get it out of the red (e.g. the Jets perhaps?)

Worst comes to worst Jim gives him some kind of honorary role on the Bolts
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Loop just keeps fucking doing that on kickoffs, it’s baffling

We had Stout do kickoffs for a bit last year when [REDACTED] was struggling and I’m not sure why Harbs hasn’t considered doing that again
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Conan O’Brien the co-star of Weird: The Al Yankovic story?
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Why do we question “losing football teams” for getting bodied in the CFP but we never question if the game has bad vibes? Or if it’s just unpleasant to be around?
January 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
a young man stands next to a statue of a man
Alt: Fant4stic “say that again”
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 AM
They stole the Chiefs’ devil magic
December 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM