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NotThomasPorter
@notthomasporter.bsky.social
Amateur, reader, artist.
35 He/Him, 18+ content
Profile pic by the incomparable @dyrdeer.bsky.social
How do you feel about pudgy socially awkward guys with a lot of love to give and desires to build a cabin in the forest?
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I have never seen you holding an iron horseshoe... 🤔

Indeed possible fairy...
January 18, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Zaggi's packing Heat! 👀
January 18, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Whish granted before I even knew I needed it.

🙌🙏🍑🙏🙌
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
PLEASE!?! I BEG OF YOU!

Ahem...
I mean...
Yes please?
January 18, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Greenskin practice, hell yeah 🤘
Lookin good boss!
January 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Honestly?
Would.
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I am... *keenly* aware of the effects of parasociality.
That folks I see online do not know me, nor I them.

But I do often wonder how often that has prevented me from becoming friends with people online 😅
Where I want to reach out, but do not want to weird folks out.

Even this I think is too much😅
January 17, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Sometimes, everyone wins 😁
💖🍈🍈👀💖
January 16, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Welcome to the outside, friend.
We are glad you are here.
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Ay, DiOs Mío!
Congrats on 500+!

And thank you 🥰
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oh my! 😳💖
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I deeply appreciate your contribution to my mental health.
What a wonderful waggin' parade 🤩
January 15, 2026 at 4:08 AM
💖GHAT DAYUM!!!💖
January 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
May I submit a respectable, yet enthusiastic,
"GHAT DAYUM!!!"
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Hopefully $20 or so is enough as a little treat ☕🥐
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Ah! Yoyo fairy to start the day? What an auspicious sign! 🤩🧚‍♀️
January 12, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I don't know if its appropriate for me to play yours as I am a complete stranger 😅
January 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Is it a struggle with social anxiety? Or triggered by something specific?
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Marina fart?
January 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Understanding.

Why you go to inside rain?
What is the benefit?
You smell different now.
What happened behind that curtain?
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Considering this is kinda what I already do, I'm glad to hear it will be worth something in the long run 😅
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Thank you!!! 💖🤩💖
January 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM