I threw some dirty clothes on him in an attempt to distract him from barking at nothing, but Paul blart never sleeps while mall crime is afoot

when you just wanna identify a typeface real quick but scrolling thru the 6 adobe fonts pages of "Brush Pen" delivers layer upon layer of unspeakable psychic damage, each more uniquely catered to u than the last

last week talking about suicide my therapist used the term “fatal experience” and i was like wait sorry WHAT and i am obsessed with it now. "as a person of fatal experience..." etc

just thought "faceapp'd miette" then had to go lie down

picked up a blanket to fold it and a scrunchie and a sock fell out. girlfriend detritus

victoria be good at ANY aspect of your job literally one single time challenge

there's precious little to miss about high school but if someone forgets about the work meeting for more than 10 minutes you should be able to fuck off for the rest of the period

if whenever you see open buckets of bulk grains in stores you think "i have got to stick my hand all the way into this quinoa right now" might i recommend: physical therapy

serve cunt? tonight?????

absolutely nothing little dogs love more than sleeping with their head hanging at a grotesque angle off the side of the couch

i can picture my mom turning to my dad in the living room and being like “what do you think this means”

someone follow me on this website i swear to god

leg report: too many