Walter Kosumak
@notwallygm.bsky.social
Drunk mascot of the Boston Red Sox. Used to be a decent insult comic. You still need to get me a beer and keep your children the fuck away from me, shitheads.
Now Jake Paul is claiming he had the flu.
This bro's the biggest fucking pussy in the galaxy
This bro's the biggest fucking pussy in the galaxy
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Now Jake Paul is claiming he had the flu.
This bro's the biggest fucking pussy in the galaxy
This bro's the biggest fucking pussy in the galaxy
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Anyone else think these Meta Datacenter commercials were created by AI?
They used a prompt like "Make an all-American commercial extolling the values of building datacenters in the Midwest. Make sure every person is obese with an aw-shucks folksy accent and white as fuck."
They used a prompt like "Make an all-American commercial extolling the values of building datacenters in the Midwest. Make sure every person is obese with an aw-shucks folksy accent and white as fuck."
December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Anyone else think these Meta Datacenter commercials were created by AI?
They used a prompt like "Make an all-American commercial extolling the values of building datacenters in the Midwest. Make sure every person is obese with an aw-shucks folksy accent and white as fuck."
They used a prompt like "Make an all-American commercial extolling the values of building datacenters in the Midwest. Make sure every person is obese with an aw-shucks folksy accent and white as fuck."
The irony of Trump being an authoritarian is that he sucks at making speeches. I mean, like, I hate to make this comparison, but Hitler? Great orator. Trump? His style of making a speech is to cobble together the world's longest and most unhinged run-on sentence.
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The irony of Trump being an authoritarian is that he sucks at making speeches. I mean, like, I hate to make this comparison, but Hitler? Great orator. Trump? His style of making a speech is to cobble together the world's longest and most unhinged run-on sentence.
I'm going to need more cocaine to get through this prime time speech
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm going to need more cocaine to get through this prime time speech
Only reason why I'm watching Trump's speech tonight is because there's always a chance of seeing him suffer a fatal heart attack on live TV
December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Only reason why I'm watching Trump's speech tonight is because there's always a chance of seeing him suffer a fatal heart attack on live TV
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
What's going to happen when John Henry fires Breslow?
#redsox ownership was already scraping mold off the bottom of the barrel when they hired Breslow; nobody else wanted the job.
Will they just randomly pick old relievers? "Curt Leskanic, you're the new president of baseball ops!"
#redsox ownership was already scraping mold off the bottom of the barrel when they hired Breslow; nobody else wanted the job.
Will they just randomly pick old relievers? "Curt Leskanic, you're the new president of baseball ops!"
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What's going to happen when John Henry fires Breslow?
#redsox ownership was already scraping mold off the bottom of the barrel when they hired Breslow; nobody else wanted the job.
Will they just randomly pick old relievers? "Curt Leskanic, you're the new president of baseball ops!"
#redsox ownership was already scraping mold off the bottom of the barrel when they hired Breslow; nobody else wanted the job.
Will they just randomly pick old relievers? "Curt Leskanic, you're the new president of baseball ops!"
Jeff Kent in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Because why the fuck not? Fucking put Wally the Green Monstah in Cooperstown at this point, nothing matters life is meaningless Eat Arby's.
December 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Jeff Kent in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Because why the fuck not? Fucking put Wally the Green Monstah in Cooperstown at this point, nothing matters life is meaningless Eat Arby's.
Instead of ChapGPT commercials about a getting a dinner recipe or doing pull-ups, I want to see one where we ask ChatGPT why the job market is shit and it replies with "me, bitch"
December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Instead of ChapGPT commercials about a getting a dinner recipe or doing pull-ups, I want to see one where we ask ChatGPT why the job market is shit and it replies with "me, bitch"
I wouldn't play football in 14 degree weather even if you paid me in cocaine and hookers
December 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I wouldn't play football in 14 degree weather even if you paid me in cocaine and hookers
People who watch Wake Up Barstool cannot get erections
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
People who watch Wake Up Barstool cannot get erections
"Jaxson" isn't a real name. It just isn't.
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"Jaxson" isn't a real name. It just isn't.
Congrats to UMass Minutemen Football on their 0-12 season!
They're the only football team in the top division to achieve zero wins in 2025. This includes a loss to team in a lower division: Bryant.
Nothing but pride for mah alma matah.
They're the only football team in the top division to achieve zero wins in 2025. This includes a loss to team in a lower division: Bryant.
Nothing but pride for mah alma matah.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Congrats to UMass Minutemen Football on their 0-12 season!
They're the only football team in the top division to achieve zero wins in 2025. This includes a loss to team in a lower division: Bryant.
Nothing but pride for mah alma matah.
They're the only football team in the top division to achieve zero wins in 2025. This includes a loss to team in a lower division: Bryant.
Nothing but pride for mah alma matah.
Is there anything more douchey than an Athletic Brewing "beer" commercial?
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is there anything more douchey than an Athletic Brewing "beer" commercial?
Many people complain about the folksy theme song to Star Trek: Enterprise. But they should feel lucky. If Enterprise debuted today, it would have a country theme song with Jason Aldean telling us to only trust white aliens from small galaxies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Many people complain about the folksy theme song to Star Trek: Enterprise. But they should feel lucky. If Enterprise debuted today, it would have a country theme song with Jason Aldean telling us to only trust white aliens from small galaxies.
On Star Trek TNG, shouldn't Data have been named "Datum" since the word data is plural?
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
On Star Trek TNG, shouldn't Data have been named "Datum" since the word data is plural?
Cal Raleigh had the best season for a catcher in MLB history. He deserved to be AL MVP over Aaron Judge. But Judge plays for the Yankees, so tough shit for the rest of us
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cal Raleigh had the best season for a catcher in MLB history. He deserved to be AL MVP over Aaron Judge. But Judge plays for the Yankees, so tough shit for the rest of us
I'm still not much of a football fan, but I am fluent in Fuck The Jets
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm still not much of a football fan, but I am fluent in Fuck The Jets
Instead of a government shutdown, we could have had a Peyton Manning on TV shutdown. No stupid insurance commercials, Bud Light commercials, or that useless broadcast with his brother. It would have been glorious.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Instead of a government shutdown, we could have had a Peyton Manning on TV shutdown. No stupid insurance commercials, Bud Light commercials, or that useless broadcast with his brother. It would have been glorious.
Really feel like Dan Carlin needs to do a 6 part Hardcore History podcast about the #worldseries we just saw.
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Really feel like Dan Carlin needs to do a 6 part Hardcore History podcast about the #worldseries we just saw.