Not Your Toaster
@notyourtoaster.bsky.social
Square. Finicky. Configured for North America. Has the toast but wants the tea.
We might be an old married couple.
October 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
We might be an old married couple.
There’s obviously a story behind this.
August 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There’s obviously a story behind this.
I got feelings…
May 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I got feelings…
Taking a walk with a small child…
May 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Taking a walk with a small child…
Everybody read this book!
April 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Everybody read this book!
At least it’s an inspiring time for political art. (Spotted next to the freeway)
March 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
At least it’s an inspiring time for political art. (Spotted next to the freeway)
The tastemakers, looking to the future, have decided that “poo” is our vibe.
December 11, 2024 at 9:28 AM
The tastemakers, looking to the future, have decided that “poo” is our vibe.
The best Worst Thing I’ve ever seen. But you’ll wince even more at how it tastes!
December 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
The best Worst Thing I’ve ever seen. But you’ll wince even more at how it tastes!
Me in my head every time I overhear THOSE coworkers…
December 8, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Me in my head every time I overhear THOSE coworkers…
(Thankful for family/friends) AND MY PERFECT BB GIRL
November 28, 2024 at 8:23 PM
(Thankful for family/friends) AND MY PERFECT BB GIRL
We’re Relationship Goals <3
November 24, 2024 at 12:30 AM
We’re Relationship Goals <3
Baby’s first colonoscopy: Hard Truths
November 23, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Baby’s first colonoscopy: Hard Truths
I have solved the trans bathroom issue.
November 22, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I have solved the trans bathroom issue.
