Martin N
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Martin N
@noumenous.bsky.social
I got a business degree at an art school. Baltimore boy filtered through NYC and SFe.
🦀🧗💙 | 🏳️‍🌈ally Sarcasm proponent.
Everybody is all enthusiastic about the Salt box until you have to use it for its intended purpose
January 30, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I asked my wife if she wanted to go just so we could have the whole theater to ourselves.
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 PM
“Enhanced” was the word used to obscure torture during the W admin. Now used to soften extrajudicial killing? ICE will not shoot Mainers in the face?
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Unless you have reason to believe this boss is annoyed at you specifically, don’t read too much into the email. There may be a whole soap opera of reasons it didn’t get to you until late. You’ve made a clear, professional response. Don’t carry a chip into the in-person meeting.
January 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
If you light it on fire, it could be both a poetic statement AND melt the ice.
January 29, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The world does seem to have a unified opinion about him.
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 PM
You might accidentally snag acting archivist Marco Rubio.
January 27, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I think I would drag Stephen Miller to shore. I just can’t abide the thought of his end being accidental.
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Licensing + inflation + tariffs added to shifting buyer profile to older collectors supporting a perception of premium product. Also, secondary market speculation.
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Visited the Organization of American States as a teen. I had never thought “American” as being a continental, hemispheric identity before. It really opened my eyes. Now, blatantly colonialist designs on that fraternity. It’s depressing. I am still so naive, I guess.
January 27, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Feels like Baltimore will be his next target.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
MAGA will start wearing diapers over their clothes
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This is evidence of why AI will not replace actual humans.
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 AM
That makes more sense. My years working in coffee are responsible for my need for a maintenance dose to this day.
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 AM
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I tried to quit coffee. But after two days I couldn’t explain why I was trying to punish myself for no reason.
January 22, 2026 at 2:07 PM