Behold the joys of the AI generated TEMU axolotl coloring book.

Note that anyone can email the snitch line, [email protected]. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!

Social Media is draining, but as a professional gremlin I wish to share with the world my magnum opus- Malanch. A drink so offensive my friends made a commemorative shirt for it.

TRUMP: “This is an important issue. I’m going to get my dumbest people right on it.”