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Oh my god. Tony Romo got so much Botox and has gotten worse at announcing steadily over the years…
What do the analytics say about this? @dennycarter.bsky.social
What do the analytics say about this? @dennycarter.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Oh my god. Tony Romo got so much Botox and has gotten worse at announcing steadily over the years…
What do the analytics say about this? @dennycarter.bsky.social
What do the analytics say about this? @dennycarter.bsky.social
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10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
January 8, 2026 at 3:09 AM
10,000 people honoring Renee Nicole Good
at the site of her murder
at the site of her murder
Would you accept Gavin Newsome if he talks about how unacceptable things have been in a vague way for 10 hours over 3 Joe Brogan podcasts?
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Would you accept Gavin Newsome if he talks about how unacceptable things have been in a vague way for 10 hours over 3 Joe Brogan podcasts?
Stopped following Mark Cuban today and suddenly my hair is growing back and I’m virile once again.
Feels so good to pull off a leech.
Feels so good to pull off a leech.
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Stopped following Mark Cuban today and suddenly my hair is growing back and I’m virile once again.
Feels so good to pull off a leech.
Feels so good to pull off a leech.
Herbie the elf escaping the cultural oppression of the elves to follow his passion is fantastic message for this children’s Christmas movie.
His passion?
Becoming a dentist, every parents dream for their child.
Diabolical move by the script writer.
His passion?
Becoming a dentist, every parents dream for their child.
Diabolical move by the script writer.
December 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Herbie the elf escaping the cultural oppression of the elves to follow his passion is fantastic message for this children’s Christmas movie.
His passion?
Becoming a dentist, every parents dream for their child.
Diabolical move by the script writer.
His passion?
Becoming a dentist, every parents dream for their child.
Diabolical move by the script writer.
Spy kids - you’re not that guy pal trust me, you’re not that guy
YouTube video by Internet Things
youtu.be
December 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Well surprise surprise, Brahms is incredible.
There is not a single disappointment amongst the classical greats.
There is not a single disappointment amongst the classical greats.
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Well surprise surprise, Brahms is incredible.
There is not a single disappointment amongst the classical greats.
There is not a single disappointment amongst the classical greats.
Poetry bangs
There is no money in it.
There are no companies trying to influence the poetry you read.
No poet is in it for the money, or got an easy road in due to nepotism.
Poets are not in it for fame.
They are not writing to try to appeal to a target demographic.
Find some poetry to read!!
There is no money in it.
There are no companies trying to influence the poetry you read.
No poet is in it for the money, or got an easy road in due to nepotism.
Poets are not in it for fame.
They are not writing to try to appeal to a target demographic.
Find some poetry to read!!
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Poetry bangs
There is no money in it.
There are no companies trying to influence the poetry you read.
No poet is in it for the money, or got an easy road in due to nepotism.
Poets are not in it for fame.
They are not writing to try to appeal to a target demographic.
Find some poetry to read!!
There is no money in it.
There are no companies trying to influence the poetry you read.
No poet is in it for the money, or got an easy road in due to nepotism.
Poets are not in it for fame.
They are not writing to try to appeal to a target demographic.
Find some poetry to read!!
Broke: Reading the news.
Woke: Reading sardonic skeets about news I have not, and will not read.
Woke: Reading sardonic skeets about news I have not, and will not read.
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Broke: Reading the news.
Woke: Reading sardonic skeets about news I have not, and will not read.
Woke: Reading sardonic skeets about news I have not, and will not read.
Apparently Brie cheese mold is going extinct.
And we are breeding it to death.
Priority level for this should be 6/10 at least.
And we are breeding it to death.
Priority level for this should be 6/10 at least.
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Apparently Brie cheese mold is going extinct.
And we are breeding it to death.
Priority level for this should be 6/10 at least.
And we are breeding it to death.
Priority level for this should be 6/10 at least.
The more simple the platformer, the more complex the music theory. I don’t make the rules.
If a game can be played with just a left, right, and jump button then it must also have its music in 7/8 and feature and entirely non diatonic melody.
If a game can be played with just a left, right, and jump button then it must also have its music in 7/8 and feature and entirely non diatonic melody.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The more simple the platformer, the more complex the music theory. I don’t make the rules.
If a game can be played with just a left, right, and jump button then it must also have its music in 7/8 and feature and entirely non diatonic melody.
If a game can be played with just a left, right, and jump button then it must also have its music in 7/8 and feature and entirely non diatonic melody.
Tomorrow I leave my corporate tech job and forever transcend this foul plane of existence.
October 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tomorrow I leave my corporate tech job and forever transcend this foul plane of existence.
I just learned about Andrea Gibson passing, one of my favorite poets of all time, just cried reading Love Letter From The Afterlife.
One of the most powerful voices in Poetry will be dearly missed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZH...
One of the most powerful voices in Poetry will be dearly missed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZH...
Andrea Gibson recites 'Love Letter From the Afterlife' in final TV interview
YouTube video by NBC Chicago
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I just learned about Andrea Gibson passing, one of my favorite poets of all time, just cried reading Love Letter From The Afterlife.
One of the most powerful voices in Poetry will be dearly missed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZH...
One of the most powerful voices in Poetry will be dearly missed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZH...
🎶 Eight hundred five eight eiiight, two three hundred vampiiiire…today 🎶
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
🎶 Eight hundred five eight eiiight, two three hundred vampiiiire…today 🎶
"One Day More," except Waluigi is every part
YouTube video by BitFinity (Matthew Taranto)
youtu.be
October 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just got a New Yorker subscription offer, a dollar a week for a year, because I submitted poetry to them almost a year ago.
Haven’t heard back from them on my submission. This feels like a consolation prize and I’m not mad about it one bit!
Haven’t heard back from them on my submission. This feels like a consolation prize and I’m not mad about it one bit!
September 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just got a New Yorker subscription offer, a dollar a week for a year, because I submitted poetry to them almost a year ago.
Haven’t heard back from them on my submission. This feels like a consolation prize and I’m not mad about it one bit!
Haven’t heard back from them on my submission. This feels like a consolation prize and I’m not mad about it one bit!
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Just curious, do you have much say in what ticket prices go for, just went to get my tickets to see you at The Fillmore in SF and the lowest price is $130 and for two tickets I’m priced out! Seeing ticket prices around $50 at a lot of other locations.
Boo Fillmore!!
Just curious, do you have much say in what ticket prices go for, just went to get my tickets to see you at The Fillmore in SF and the lowest price is $130 and for two tickets I’m priced out! Seeing ticket prices around $50 at a lot of other locations.
Boo Fillmore!!
September 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social
Just curious, do you have much say in what ticket prices go for, just went to get my tickets to see you at The Fillmore in SF and the lowest price is $130 and for two tickets I’m priced out! Seeing ticket prices around $50 at a lot of other locations.
Boo Fillmore!!
Just curious, do you have much say in what ticket prices go for, just went to get my tickets to see you at The Fillmore in SF and the lowest price is $130 and for two tickets I’m priced out! Seeing ticket prices around $50 at a lot of other locations.
Boo Fillmore!!
Can’t wait for @zachhicks2.bsky.social film breakdowns this week. Borto/Gonc were too 5 on the colts offense for PFF grade (Raimann and Q were both top 6).
Great week for the colts OLine!
Wonder what your other breakdown will be! Bynum? DJ? Warren?
Looking forward to it man!
Great week for the colts OLine!
Wonder what your other breakdown will be! Bynum? DJ? Warren?
Looking forward to it man!
September 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Can’t wait for @zachhicks2.bsky.social film breakdowns this week. Borto/Gonc were too 5 on the colts offense for PFF grade (Raimann and Q were both top 6).
Great week for the colts OLine!
Wonder what your other breakdown will be! Bynum? DJ? Warren?
Looking forward to it man!
Great week for the colts OLine!
Wonder what your other breakdown will be! Bynum? DJ? Warren?
Looking forward to it man!
That’s what Mr Beast is…
That’s what all the fuss is about?
Just awful.
That’s what all the fuss is about?
Just awful.
September 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That’s what Mr Beast is…
That’s what all the fuss is about?
Just awful.
That’s what all the fuss is about?
Just awful.
I had an aspiring DJ/tech sales guy tell me today that they were great at poetry but “didn’t go into it” because there isn’t enough money.
May there never be money in poetry. May the tech douches have no incentive to ever invade the space.
Stay golden pony boy.
May there never be money in poetry. May the tech douches have no incentive to ever invade the space.
Stay golden pony boy.
August 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I had an aspiring DJ/tech sales guy tell me today that they were great at poetry but “didn’t go into it” because there isn’t enough money.
May there never be money in poetry. May the tech douches have no incentive to ever invade the space.
Stay golden pony boy.
May there never be money in poetry. May the tech douches have no incentive to ever invade the space.
Stay golden pony boy.
Ah yes the rich. How I love eating the rich. Pair them with a full bodied burgundy and some lightly pickled scallops. The rich are simply divine. Simply divine.
August 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Ah yes the rich. How I love eating the rich. Pair them with a full bodied burgundy and some lightly pickled scallops. The rich are simply divine. Simply divine.
My fiancés biggest complaint about one piece so far is that Miss Merry Christmas doesn’t even sing any Christmas songs
She also didn’t get emotional when Luffy gave Nami his hat, but lost it when Karu (the duck) was saved by the super sonic duck squadron (who she loves deeply)
Oda would approve
She also didn’t get emotional when Luffy gave Nami his hat, but lost it when Karu (the duck) was saved by the super sonic duck squadron (who she loves deeply)
Oda would approve
July 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My fiancés biggest complaint about one piece so far is that Miss Merry Christmas doesn’t even sing any Christmas songs
She also didn’t get emotional when Luffy gave Nami his hat, but lost it when Karu (the duck) was saved by the super sonic duck squadron (who she loves deeply)
Oda would approve
She also didn’t get emotional when Luffy gave Nami his hat, but lost it when Karu (the duck) was saved by the super sonic duck squadron (who she loves deeply)
Oda would approve
Being an opportunist is as filthy as being a villain
More stories with opportunists as villains please. Just the people who profit off of more active villains
Wolf of Wall Street did it so well but everyone at my office misses that Belfort is a villain
Has there ever been a Trumpy movie villain?
More stories with opportunists as villains please. Just the people who profit off of more active villains
Wolf of Wall Street did it so well but everyone at my office misses that Belfort is a villain
Has there ever been a Trumpy movie villain?
June 24, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Being an opportunist is as filthy as being a villain
More stories with opportunists as villains please. Just the people who profit off of more active villains
Wolf of Wall Street did it so well but everyone at my office misses that Belfort is a villain
Has there ever been a Trumpy movie villain?
More stories with opportunists as villains please. Just the people who profit off of more active villains
Wolf of Wall Street did it so well but everyone at my office misses that Belfort is a villain
Has there ever been a Trumpy movie villain?
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social joining bluesky with the posts he did is the most undeniable act of humiliation kink in the history of mankind.
“Hey bluesky, I think hating and harming trans people is cool, I hear this is the place for political discussion, what do you think?”
Don’t respond, he wankin
“Hey bluesky, I think hating and harming trans people is cool, I hear this is the place for political discussion, what do you think?”
Don’t respond, he wankin
June 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social joining bluesky with the posts he did is the most undeniable act of humiliation kink in the history of mankind.
“Hey bluesky, I think hating and harming trans people is cool, I hear this is the place for political discussion, what do you think?”
Don’t respond, he wankin
“Hey bluesky, I think hating and harming trans people is cool, I hear this is the place for political discussion, what do you think?”
Don’t respond, he wankin
I have a spreadsheet for the ranking of films within different franchises (Batman, James Bond, etc) and one of the categories is how many times you cried during any given movie.
How to train your dragon 2 got me 4 times, only surpassed by Return of the King’s 5. My Fiancé has never broken 2.
How to train your dragon 2 got me 4 times, only surpassed by Return of the King’s 5. My Fiancé has never broken 2.
June 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I have a spreadsheet for the ranking of films within different franchises (Batman, James Bond, etc) and one of the categories is how many times you cried during any given movie.
How to train your dragon 2 got me 4 times, only surpassed by Return of the King’s 5. My Fiancé has never broken 2.
How to train your dragon 2 got me 4 times, only surpassed by Return of the King’s 5. My Fiancé has never broken 2.