@nowappearingat.bsky.social
Y’know, it occurs to me that all of the armchair diagnoses of Trump’s condition are oversimplifications of the real issue: he’s just born-again-stupid.
You know, that deep-soul embrace of something you hold dear and live for? Yeah, that. Trump is not only stupid, he lives for it. He’s a dumbass.
You know, that deep-soul embrace of something you hold dear and live for? Yeah, that. Trump is not only stupid, he lives for it. He’s a dumbass.
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Y’know, it occurs to me that all of the armchair diagnoses of Trump’s condition are oversimplifications of the real issue: he’s just born-again-stupid.
You know, that deep-soul embrace of something you hold dear and live for? Yeah, that. Trump is not only stupid, he lives for it. He’s a dumbass.
You know, that deep-soul embrace of something you hold dear and live for? Yeah, that. Trump is not only stupid, he lives for it. He’s a dumbass.
George Santos goes to prison for 7 years today.
Andy Ogles, you paying attention, Mr. Fraud?
Andy Ogles, you paying attention, Mr. Fraud?
July 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
George Santos goes to prison for 7 years today.
Andy Ogles, you paying attention, Mr. Fraud?
Andy Ogles, you paying attention, Mr. Fraud?
Remember, kids...for the biggest bang for your buck, choose SpaceX Fireworks for your July 4th celebrations.
This message approved by the Fireworks Utilization Council of Kansas and The Registered Users Making Pyrotechnics.
That is all.
This message approved by the Fireworks Utilization Council of Kansas and The Registered Users Making Pyrotechnics.
That is all.
June 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Remember, kids...for the biggest bang for your buck, choose SpaceX Fireworks for your July 4th celebrations.
This message approved by the Fireworks Utilization Council of Kansas and The Registered Users Making Pyrotechnics.
That is all.
This message approved by the Fireworks Utilization Council of Kansas and The Registered Users Making Pyrotechnics.
That is all.
We’ve all thought of requirements for president…IQ tests, felony record, how many rapes committed etc. Did we remember to include whether they’re criminally stupid?
June 7, 2025 at 4:37 PM
We’ve all thought of requirements for president…IQ tests, felony record, how many rapes committed etc. Did we remember to include whether they’re criminally stupid?
I’m surprised that the Orange Clown is so thoughtful. Imagine…he’s arranging a parade and other ceremonies to recognize the week leading up to Juneteenth.
May 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’m surprised that the Orange Clown is so thoughtful. Imagine…he’s arranging a parade and other ceremonies to recognize the week leading up to Juneteenth.
Hi, Andy Ogles of Tennessee: just wanted to pass along that your buddy George Santos just get 7 years in prison for doing pretty much the same stuff you’re doing right now.
Don’t drop the soap, pal.
Don’t drop the soap, pal.
April 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hi, Andy Ogles of Tennessee: just wanted to pass along that your buddy George Santos just get 7 years in prison for doing pretty much the same stuff you’re doing right now.
Don’t drop the soap, pal.
Don’t drop the soap, pal.
When Jared Fogle was convicted of child p*rn charges, Subway dropped him as spokesman quickly, and recovered.
When John Schnatter was spouting racial epithets, Papa John’s dropped him quickly and recovered.
Tesla, I have a strong suggestion…
When John Schnatter was spouting racial epithets, Papa John’s dropped him quickly and recovered.
Tesla, I have a strong suggestion…
April 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
When Jared Fogle was convicted of child p*rn charges, Subway dropped him as spokesman quickly, and recovered.
When John Schnatter was spouting racial epithets, Papa John’s dropped him quickly and recovered.
Tesla, I have a strong suggestion…
When John Schnatter was spouting racial epithets, Papa John’s dropped him quickly and recovered.
Tesla, I have a strong suggestion…
There are two kinds of Trump supporters: billionaires and idiots.
Not sure?
Check your bank balance.
Not sure?
Check your bank balance.
March 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
There are two kinds of Trump supporters: billionaires and idiots.
Not sure?
Check your bank balance.
Not sure?
Check your bank balance.
The United States is apparently nearing its ‘best by’ date.
Of course, when that date was printed, we didn’t expect a petulant toddler with tiny hands to open the carton and leave it out in the blazing sun.
Dumbass.
Of course, when that date was printed, we didn’t expect a petulant toddler with tiny hands to open the carton and leave it out in the blazing sun.
Dumbass.
March 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The United States is apparently nearing its ‘best by’ date.
Of course, when that date was printed, we didn’t expect a petulant toddler with tiny hands to open the carton and leave it out in the blazing sun.
Dumbass.
Of course, when that date was printed, we didn’t expect a petulant toddler with tiny hands to open the carton and leave it out in the blazing sun.
Dumbass.
Leon was an illegal immigrant from South Africa. Arrived on a J1 student visa meaning he had to enroll in school. He didn’t enroll in school. Instead, he started Zip2 with his brother. He should have been deported as an illegal immigrant at that time.
February 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Leon was an illegal immigrant from South Africa. Arrived on a J1 student visa meaning he had to enroll in school. He didn’t enroll in school. Instead, he started Zip2 with his brother. He should have been deported as an illegal immigrant at that time.
So, Pete leaves office, and suddenly aircraft decide to protest by crashing over and over?
“Safety? We don’ need no stinkin’ safety.”
“Safety? We don’ need no stinkin’ safety.”
February 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So, Pete leaves office, and suddenly aircraft decide to protest by crashing over and over?
“Safety? We don’ need no stinkin’ safety.”
“Safety? We don’ need no stinkin’ safety.”
Elon’s whiney little bitch has just about completed filling the cabinet with unqualified morons, spies and traitors.
February 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Elon’s whiney little bitch has just about completed filling the cabinet with unqualified morons, spies and traitors.
Man. Woman. Person. TV. Moron.
February 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Man. Woman. Person. TV. Moron.
I’d recommend freezing your credit accounts. DOGE/Musk have your financial info, SSN, etc…not a far bridge to theft of your assets.
February 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’d recommend freezing your credit accounts. DOGE/Musk have your financial info, SSN, etc…not a far bridge to theft of your assets.
Tennessee State legislators have proposed spending $25 million on a private parking garage that’s right next door instead of a 5 minute walk away.
If they put that money in the bank, they could buy a fleet of golf carts on the interest alone.
Get over yourselves, lawmakers.
If they put that money in the bank, they could buy a fleet of golf carts on the interest alone.
Get over yourselves, lawmakers.
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tennessee State legislators have proposed spending $25 million on a private parking garage that’s right next door instead of a 5 minute walk away.
If they put that money in the bank, they could buy a fleet of golf carts on the interest alone.
Get over yourselves, lawmakers.
If they put that money in the bank, they could buy a fleet of golf carts on the interest alone.
Get over yourselves, lawmakers.
Trump wants to eliminate the Department of Education so that he can ensure that his abject stupidity is the new normal.
February 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trump wants to eliminate the Department of Education so that he can ensure that his abject stupidity is the new normal.
As a Marine, I am outraged that Pete Hegseth weaseled his way into the SecDef role. He’s a drunk, a liar, and a jackass. I tell myself ’it’s only four years…how much damage could he do?’
Put on your safety goggles, folks. This is going to change the US as we know it.
Put on your safety goggles, folks. This is going to change the US as we know it.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
As a Marine, I am outraged that Pete Hegseth weaseled his way into the SecDef role. He’s a drunk, a liar, and a jackass. I tell myself ’it’s only four years…how much damage could he do?’
Put on your safety goggles, folks. This is going to change the US as we know it.
Put on your safety goggles, folks. This is going to change the US as we know it.
Tennessee state representative wants to rename Nashville International Airport after the orange shitgibbon.
It's almost criminal stupidity, y'all.
It's almost criminal stupidity, y'all.
January 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tennessee state representative wants to rename Nashville International Airport after the orange shitgibbon.
It's almost criminal stupidity, y'all.
It's almost criminal stupidity, y'all.
I would not object at all to find that maga flocked to get the latest bathtub accessory: a toaster.
January 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I would not object at all to find that maga flocked to get the latest bathtub accessory: a toaster.
Eggnog should be on the National Registry of Historic Places.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
December 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Eggnog should be on the National Registry of Historic Places.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
Out of morbid curiosity, what makes the J6 criminals think the orange clown will pardon them? He’s never kept a promise in his life.
December 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Out of morbid curiosity, what makes the J6 criminals think the orange clown will pardon them? He’s never kept a promise in his life.