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@nowhere.bsky.social
Rat enthusiast 🐀, wifeguy (but lesbian)

In my 🐿️ posting era

If you're someone who engages, I usually follow back!

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Guys this is just self harm to feel virtuous

Stop caring what online randos say about how to keep your consumption ethically pure, which isn't possible

Anyway your soul is usually cleaner when you opt out of consumerism by keeping your old shit
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Literally just bake some goddamn cookies and decorate your tree with loved ones?????

It's been mentioned how my generation (esp unpartnered men who were never expected to help) hasn't figured out it's now our job to carry out family traditions

And it's often a lot of work
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't think I've ever seen or heard nauseous used correctly in the wild in my entire lifetime

It's time to move on and accept nauseous as a feeling of nausea
December 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Jfc, who is installing Windows preview builds in 2025?

Volunteering my data as a guinea pig for Microsoft holds as much appeal as mystery drug trials
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My emperor ref isn't perfect but you're just gonna have to deal

Wild that not only have they kept this dumb design since 2016 but that people actually want them

You can get amazing buds for half the price, but Apple zombies want the in-group and status connotations
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this is a wild thing to say during a nazi takeover
December 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You are spending $500 to $780 for 5 years of Word etc

Apps whose core functionality has barely changed in 2 decades, unless you count AI!

Perpetual licenses for Office literally exist!!!!!!!

I got Office 2016(?) for like $30 and see no reason to upgrade, but Office 2024 has them too!
December 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gender security has nothing to do with it.

Unrelated: My car has a soul. A loud, stinking, vibrating soul. Unlike those quiet, clean, boring feminine EVs who just do as they're told.

I carry on this masculine tradition passed down from my father's father
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Why does #bluesky search surface unrelated posts?

These words do not appear in the post, photo, or alt text, not even in Portuguese
November 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Broken country that allows a tax cheating coal fatcat to vote on his own interests

www.bbc.com/news/article...
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Everything I now know about Godot I learned because of this review 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
my toxic trait is I think computers are meant to be bullied, but it's only toxic if you're a computer

I probably won't survive agi
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Is this not working?

archive.org/download/Cin...
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
victory is mine
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Yeah it's been 78% for 6 years now calm down and no I'm not gonna buy your shitty cloud storage
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If it's correct, could you or other readers please explain the last step of this?

What exact part of this flow makes xAI equity appear valuable?
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ours is somehow still ripening cukes and tomats while it's dipping to freezing overnight 🧐
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Idk why I just assumed Lizza was Nuzzi's age and not 2 decades older

Guess he left that out of the exposé

Ps I'll go otr that most het age gaps are bad even if not "inherently" so, bc it's usually smth like this 💩
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
For over a decade, apparently all my friends thought this meme was a hamster or some type of rodent-like thing 😂😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Loyalty during the next upcoming shutdown for just $8 million
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Especially when she's under the desk, it's just awkward for everyone
November 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Umm are you talking about this thing?
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I know I'm never gonna win this one, but it is NOT welcoming, inclusive, affirming, or normalizing

Queer comes from 'perverse, strange, twisted, abnormal, ruined'

I'm glad reclamation has taken away its power from homophobes, but it shouldn't be our umbrella.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 AM