"Take my criticism with a grain of salt."
[EARLIER:]
They're bombing near us! My building shook!
"Um! Sauce?" ☝️🤓

Fuck you. What is your apology even worth if you're trying to cast suspicion on someone's *first-hand* account of a warcrime THAT IS IN PROGRESS?

I see. Thanks for the heads-up. I'm sorry to opine that even Toriyama had a type. Create as many designs as he did, and modalities are bound to surface.
And that starts tripping up on the initial observation (that I admit I made just before sleeping off some drinks) all over again.

(I do want to diminish the effort that went into these properties. There exists a game where one of the main characters is a knight-errant trashcan. That is fantastically baller.
If your idea of imagination is "samurai but a LADY this time 😱", you have less imagination than I do, and I have AuDHD.)

I don't want to diminish the effort that goes into these properties, but if you told me the names of these out-of-order and asked me to guess which name goes to which game, I would fail.

This is painfully generic. Even the most unique and visually-interesting one is still hopelessly derivative.

𝓢𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓸𝔀 𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸 𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓭 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓽.

Blatant misinformation.

The oldest ever baby is actually 79 years old. And they're _very_ important.

I can see it your way, but I feel this is a "have the cake and eat it, too" situation. NiGHTS can either be a driver or they can transform. I don't see a way they could have done both.

Unless they were designed in the same way AGES was.

Not really? NiGHTS transforms into stuff. It's one of the first things that establishes them, and SASR:T was on the heels of N:JoD.

At the very least, this was an AGES situation (where the vehicle IS the racer).
They should have had one of the Dreamer kids piloting them. THAT would have made sense.

I don't care how philanthropic Mr. Beast is, if he tells me to live in an outhouse for one month for $30,000, I'm breaking both of his arms.
I'm not sure I'd even rob him afterward. He's just an annoying person. He's not even "eccentric millionaire" kooky. He's just a loud and unpleasant dick.

Can't argue with the results, I suppose.

I trained this bull to fight crime, but it did a bad job. So I gave it flippers, better eyesight, and also a machine gun.

That's you, Elpiseans. That's how dumb you sound.

I love the replies from people who just have no idea how this thing works.
I'm putting my hat in for "the metal looks vaguely valuable, so you wait until you know they're not in, then you rip the bowl out and run away with it."

But if you'd ommitted it entirely, you'd get a different variety of smug snob coming in with "You were so positive about Clair Obscur! What, nothing to say now we know it's lousy with AI?".

You just can't win with these sorts. Do your best, and make jack-off gestures whenever this guff happens.

(In that message alone, it wanted to write "St" instead of "At", "Vs" and "be" instead of "And", "dates" instead of "instead", "Distort" instead of "Microsoft". If I were making dictation, I would have to wonder if the person writing on my behalf were drunk. This is legitimately impressively bad.)

He went to go kiss St. Peter.

Given your advertizing portfolio, are we to assume that Pokémon hobbyists wear the blood of innocents, too?

We would also have accepted:

Item?? ITEM?!?
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE.