NOYJ
@noyj.bsky.social
I compose avant-prog / RIO / chamber rock / jazz / ??? music. It’s gert lush.
“Twiddly, 11/8 music changing key with gay abandon” - a certain Groggy, on this app (I guess something approaching this happens occasionally 😀 🥂).
https://mrnoyj.bandcamp.com
“Twiddly, 11/8 music changing key with gay abandon” - a certain Groggy, on this app (I guess something approaching this happens occasionally 😀 🥂).
https://mrnoyj.bandcamp.com
Asda Christmas advert poems are a particular kind of pain to endure. Thanks, Jim Broadbent.
(Yes Jim, I’m sure you didn’t write them, but do you have to read them?)
(Yes Jim, I’m sure you didn’t write them, but do you have to read them?)
February 15, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Asda Christmas advert poems are a particular kind of pain to endure. Thanks, Jim Broadbent.
(Yes Jim, I’m sure you didn’t write them, but do you have to read them?)
(Yes Jim, I’m sure you didn’t write them, but do you have to read them?)
Roses are red
Some of them aren’t
Violets are violet, surely
What’s the next line?
Some of them aren’t
Violets are violet, surely
What’s the next line?
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Roses are red
Some of them aren’t
Violets are violet, surely
What’s the next line?
Some of them aren’t
Violets are violet, surely
What’s the next line?
What the fuck sway does this car crash idiot have over everyone
February 14, 2026 at 8:10 PM
What the fuck sway does this car crash idiot have over everyone
Plus all their beers taste the same
February 14, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Plus all their beers taste the same
My favourite bits:
‘I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments…’
and
‘…in the very near future’
‘I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments…’
and
‘…in the very near future’
a woman in a blue dress is laughing with her mouth open .
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is laughing with her mouth open .
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
My favourite bits:
‘I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments…’
and
‘…in the very near future’
‘I have searched the depths of Legal Arguments…’
and
‘…in the very near future’
It’s the perfect day to amble about outside in the cold sunshine 👍🏼
February 14, 2026 at 11:16 AM
It’s the perfect day to amble about outside in the cold sunshine 👍🏼
I don’t mind fried air if it’s in a bap
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I don’t mind fried air if it’s in a bap
My favourite gif from searching for ‘good morning’ 🤷:
a picture of a dog with the words " good morning " on it
ALT: a picture of a dog with the words " good morning " on it
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
My favourite gif from searching for ‘good morning’ 🤷:
Space buns 😎
a close up of a woman wearing a white scarf around her head and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a woman wearing a white scarf around her head and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Space buns 😎
I’m no film buff, but is that *two words* you added?
a nun sits at a desk in front of a sign that says son of a witch
ALT: a nun sits at a desk in front of a sign that says son of a witch
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I’m no film buff, but is that *two words* you added?
Why am I not old enough to retire quite yet??
February 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Why am I not old enough to retire quite yet??
Remember it; can’t remember what tv show it was 🤷♀️
February 13, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Remember it; can’t remember what tv show it was 🤷♀️