Zark
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Imagine calling yourself a Constitutional lawyer, but still making this statement.
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Imagine calling yourself a Constitutional lawyer, but still making this statement.
Eli Manning played in two Superbowls
Eli Manning won two Superbowls
Eli Manning won two Superbowls against GOAT, Tom Brady…
Eli Manning won two Superbowls
Eli Manning won two Superbowls against GOAT, Tom Brady…
January 30, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Eli Manning played in two Superbowls
Eli Manning won two Superbowls
Eli Manning won two Superbowls against GOAT, Tom Brady…
Eli Manning won two Superbowls
Eli Manning won two Superbowls against GOAT, Tom Brady…
Dr Oz has roots in Turkey. The Armenian community’s not gonna like that fact…
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Dr Oz has roots in Turkey. The Armenian community’s not gonna like that fact…
That's some real "Twelve Monkeys" energy, Ted
a bald man with a tattoo on his forehead talks to a smiling man
ALT: a bald man with a tattoo on his forehead talks to a smiling man
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January 15, 2026 at 8:12 AM
That's some real "Twelve Monkeys" energy, Ted
Q) What’s behind the door?
A) They say it’s a bad mother-fu…
A) They say it’s a bad mother-fu…
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Q) What’s behind the door?
A) They say it’s a bad mother-fu…
A) They say it’s a bad mother-fu…
So, what…?
…is he gonna renovate/gild public buildings in Caracas and slap the “Trump” name on them?
…is he gonna renovate/gild public buildings in Caracas and slap the “Trump” name on them?
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
So, what…?
…is he gonna renovate/gild public buildings in Caracas and slap the “Trump” name on them?
…is he gonna renovate/gild public buildings in Caracas and slap the “Trump” name on them?
Is this self-effacing, British humor?
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Is this self-effacing, British humor?
The tariffs add 35 pounds
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The tariffs add 35 pounds
Do you remember when he gave his foundation billions (with a “B”) of dollars of Tesla stocks but said it was going to “charity”?
Yeah…
Yeah…
November 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Do you remember when he gave his foundation billions (with a “B”) of dollars of Tesla stocks but said it was going to “charity”?
Yeah…
Yeah…
Black Dynamite - But I sell drugs in the community Dynamite! Dynamite!
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November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
…and a nice Chianti
35 year old reference, but: “liver”
35 year old reference, but: “liver”
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
…and a nice Chianti
35 year old reference, but: “liver”
35 year old reference, but: “liver”
Don’t forget the Trump bribe… uh strike that, the “surplus tariff payment” of $2000 to every eligible American. GOP fiscal responsibility, my a—… but this is American, and these are Americans, sooo…
I estimate it would add $6 trillion-ish to the debt
I estimate it would add $6 trillion-ish to the debt
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Don’t forget the Trump bribe… uh strike that, the “surplus tariff payment” of $2000 to every eligible American. GOP fiscal responsibility, my a—… but this is American, and these are Americans, sooo…
I estimate it would add $6 trillion-ish to the debt
I estimate it would add $6 trillion-ish to the debt
Live long and appropriate
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Live long and appropriate
If I were FIFA, I’d be looking for another country to host the World Cup…
October 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If I were FIFA, I’d be looking for another country to host the World Cup…
The Presidential $1 Coin Act of 2005 authorized the U.S. Mint to issue a series of dollar coins honoring past U.S. presidents in order of their service. The law explicitly forbade the image of any living or recently deceased president from being used
October 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The Presidential $1 Coin Act of 2005 authorized the U.S. Mint to issue a series of dollar coins honoring past U.S. presidents in order of their service. The law explicitly forbade the image of any living or recently deceased president from being used
Obama made racists even more racist than they, themselves thought possible
October 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Obama made racists even more racist than they, themselves thought possible
Omitted this part:
“…outpacing rightwing violence for the first time ever in more than three decades.”
“…outpacing rightwing violence for the first time ever in more than three decades.”
September 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Omitted this part:
“…outpacing rightwing violence for the first time ever in more than three decades.”
“…outpacing rightwing violence for the first time ever in more than three decades.”
Is it any wonder that Trump truly believes that he was intentionally sabotaged at the UN, when he behaves with this level of pettiness?
#karma
#karma
September 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Is it any wonder that Trump truly believes that he was intentionally sabotaged at the UN, when he behaves with this level of pettiness?
#karma
#karma
How does this help inflation?
Gosh, as a “populist president”, he sure is focusing a lot on business interests…
…that, and deploying the military domestically
Gosh, as a “populist president”, he sure is focusing a lot on business interests…
…that, and deploying the military domestically
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
How does this help inflation?
Gosh, as a “populist president”, he sure is focusing a lot on business interests…
…that, and deploying the military domestically
Gosh, as a “populist president”, he sure is focusing a lot on business interests…
…that, and deploying the military domestically