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Nick Porthole To Hell
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England seemed to him to be nothing but horrors and misery now. The very shapes of the trees were like frozen screams.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 12d
open.spotify.com/playlist/4Fk...

Everything is awful and we all feel pretty helpless, but here are some songs to hide within during the autumn of 2025.
Autumn 25 🍂
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 20h
I'm like a fish watching a wriggling worm.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 21h
Yayah!
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 22h
a man in a red shirt says ahhhh yeah honey badger
ALT: a man in a red shirt says ahhhh yeah honey badger
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 22h
I met him in my record shop days. He was incredibly grumpy and arrogant.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 22h
Ooof!
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 22h
Where's Memphis Minnie?
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 22h
a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
ALT: a bald man in a plaid shirt and vest
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 22h
youtu.be/3xMeFgzBv3I?...

I mean, this or Gary Moore?
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 23h
I knew this list would annoy me.
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Natalie Weiner @natalieweiner.bsky.social · 1d
lmao a list of the top 20 blues artists of all time where the top 5 are all white guys... hellorayo.co.uk/planet-rock/...
The Top 20 Greatest Blues Artists of All Time
Here at Planet Rock, our resident blues expert Bernard Doherty brings you the...
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
'No, no, no, I specifically ordered a CAB, not a... oh, nevermind, can you just get me to the station, please.'
A labrador sat at the wheel of a car.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Terrible/brilliant album covers. Steeleye Span - Rocket Cottage.
The cover of a 1976 folk album featuring a space rocket partially made out of an English tutor cottage.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
She's a fucking idiot.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
It's such a gamble every week. The consistency of some baffles me.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Fair enough. It was a joy listening to it whilst stoned in the old days.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Kudus looks good, though.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
That's a long way from Birmingham. Was he legit?
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
*Barbecue reggae is copyright of @riverboatcapt.bsky.social but it works perfectly.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
#NowPlaying This will definitely be in my top 5. A brilliant debut that sounds quite unlike any other UK band of the time. How they went from this to their later barbecue reggae hate crimes of the mid-80s still baffles and disappoints me.
UB40 - Signing Off (Graduate Records 1980).
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
#NowPlaying This will definitely be in my top 5. A brilliant debut that sounds quite unlike any other UK band of the time. How they went from this to their later barbecue reggae hate crimes of the mid-80s still baffles and disappoints me.
UB40 - Signing Off (Graduate Records 1980).
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, me too. I go to ASDA for a few bits these days and it costs me £45 or whatever. I already have more than enough records to see me through to death.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
My local has introduced four £5 crates. I found a lovely copy of an Neil Young album and asked what was wrong with it. 'I've just got too many copies'.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
It's just so full of life and imagination.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
As a Liverpool fan of 43 years, I think they have behaved in a very un-Liverpool way this summer. Yes, spend some money if it's available, but they seem to have gone nuts. The loss of Jota has also probably caused untold problems for some of the players. Top 4, FA Cup & a good run in Europe is fine.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Agreed, although it appears that Szoboszlai is Liverpool's best right-back!
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
Things can turn around very quickly.
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Nick Porthole To Hell @nportnell.bsky.social · 1d
I picked Wirtz AND Salah! An utter disaster.
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