That sounds lovely compared to 16% humidity indoors here in northeast US and 40mph / 65kph wind gusts tomorrow.
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
That sounds lovely compared to 16% humidity indoors here in northeast US and 40mph / 65kph wind gusts tomorrow.
Put a shoe behind the door so they can push it open but not Kool Aid in and disturb you
January 20, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Put a shoe behind the door so they can push it open but not Kool Aid in and disturb you
Oil. Someone is probably telling him it will bring leverage against the Saudis and a huge bribe to keep Venezuelan oil off the market.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oil. Someone is probably telling him it will bring leverage against the Saudis and a huge bribe to keep Venezuelan oil off the market.
1 senior citizen and 1 Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
1 senior citizen and 1 Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
Time to trade in my canned whipped cream investments and put all my money into Soda Stream. I can't wait till people start stealing CO2 canisters from convenience stores instead of the ATMs and cash registers.
October 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Time to trade in my canned whipped cream investments and put all my money into Soda Stream. I can't wait till people start stealing CO2 canisters from convenience stores instead of the ATMs and cash registers.
I can't fit my head far enough up my ass to see or understand their viewpoint.
October 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I can't fit my head far enough up my ass to see or understand their viewpoint.
60s Batman punched first and asked questions later. Underdog was on amphetamines.
September 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
60s Batman punched first and asked questions later. Underdog was on amphetamines.
Can't have flu/cold symptoms if you're coughing up shit due to the cigarettes.
September 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Can't have flu/cold symptoms if you're coughing up shit due to the cigarettes.
Reading is on TV now?
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reading is on TV now?
I didn't even know there was a TS tax now. Nothing against her, just not in my usual selections. I usually only troll Wednesday when it comes to music.
September 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I didn't even know there was a TS tax now. Nothing against her, just not in my usual selections. I usually only troll Wednesday when it comes to music.
You've probably heard Shake It Off. Blank Space is tied with 3.6B views.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
September 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You've probably heard Shake It Off. Blank Space is tied with 3.6B views.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
I don't actually know much about her music, just going by numbers.
I'm sure you could find an art(s) program for kids to donate to.
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm sure you could find an art(s) program for kids to donate to.
He can talk. He can talk.
I can sing!
I can sing!
September 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He can talk. He can talk.
I can sing!
I can sing!
Yeah, but at least we're going to take most of the universe with us 😄
September 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yeah, but at least we're going to take most of the universe with us 😄
Where does one go to find whales that can fly? 🙄
August 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Where does one go to find whales that can fly? 🙄