tense
nsfw.tense.gay
tense
@nsfw.tense.gay
After dark account for a 40-something software nerd.
If I can look like Chrissy, you can hit me with a bat all you’d like.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Don’t put on a return address & mail them from two towns over?
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I need those paws!
February 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Cuute
February 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
intense
January 25, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I want some dope ass safety glasses
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Ew
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Ohh yeah that’s hot. What a good role model.
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
“Living the dream” has been my only answer for damn near 20 years.
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sapphira is a lucky girl
January 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I’m here for it
January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I’m gonna send you love mail instead.

Qt goat ^_^
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Oooo pick me please, I promise I’m stoned already!
January 9, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Ugggh sprockey I didn’t need to feel this old today.

Gonna have to dust off that LP I guess
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Awooo!
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Cuuuute
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM