Nick Simmonett
nsimmo8.bsky.social
Nick Simmonett
@nsimmo8.bsky.social
Thanks, mate. Silly mistake to leave a hatchet where I might kick it, but I felt a childish sense of pride over how clean the cut is.

The nurse who checked it out said she found it oddly satisfying 😂
June 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
“Florida man…”
(I’m guessing)
May 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ll give you two guesses… 😬
May 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hi @londonmudlark.bsky.social are you able to help ID this item? The mystery is driving us both up the wall!
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
There’s a hole on either side. It looks like there was either a pin or cord meant to go through them.
March 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
*not just US personnel.
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
We (Europe) already knew we were going it alone for at least the next four years.
But this shit is an invitation to Putin.
The next thing will be a reduction in not US personnel, but pre-positioned kit in Europe.
March 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think they stopped the Lada thing ages ago. Isn’t it a sack of potatoes or onions these days?
March 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
*30 years!
December 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I’m almost 20 years your junior and share the same fear.
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
My local CoOp started them over a week ago.
a close up of a man 's face with a smile on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a smile on it
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December 1, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Masterful use of the fade-out at the end there. I thoroughly enjoy when James does that. 👏
November 19, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Biscuits/cookies, chips/crisps/fries I can live with. This “toad in the hole”? Too much.
November 15, 2024 at 5:32 PM
I was curious how you’d spend your time on here, without all the Twitter fruitcakes. 😂

Love the attention to detail in this. It must be a great way to relax!
November 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM