NSW Government (parody)
nswgov.bsky.social
NSW Government (parody)
@nswgov.bsky.social
Australia's (un)official Bluesky account for the Government of NSW. Follow me to be updated on the latest news on Australia's greatest state.
Be sure to check the BoM pages near you to see warnings related to Tropical Cyclone Alfred. They can provide helpful, region specific tips such as "Avoid Drowning" and "Don't park your car below Sportspower like a moron. That always floods." (Wilson River, Lismore)

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March 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cyclone Alfred expected to make a return to the Northern Rivers in T-minus 10 minutes. Also it's a category 5 now. Good fucking luck everybody.

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March 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Starting the summer season, electricity rates will rise 5-15% depending on where in the state you are located. Poorer towns will be affected worse than richer towns.
Sucks to suck.

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December 10, 2024 at 9:24 AM
To celebrate Halloween, Government workers will be unleashing way too many fucking huntsmans on the road statewide.

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October 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Starting today onwards, @AlboMP.nsw.gov.au will no longer be able to make ill-informed social media posts relating to the ongoing genocide taking place in Gaza. Thank you NSW residents for your patience.

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October 23, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Following recent X (formerly Twitter) Terms of Service updates, from now on this account is the best place to find official updates about NSW Health & Safety and state updates.

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October 17, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Starting today, all potholes will now be filled with frozen molasses. Fuck you.

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September 30, 2024 at 3:20 PM