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Messages from your Friends at Nanotrasen.

(Note: This account is not associated with the developers of SS13/14, and is run by a fan. Go play Space Station 13/14)
We are now installing prison labor in stations to reduce sentences.

Only thing you need to do is clean the clown's room (and live).
May 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
To the greytide that threw a beaker of illicit substances over me and ran away laughing, it's starting to kick in.

Oh god.
May 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This just in:

We finally rediscovered how turnstyles work.
You'd be shocked how complicated spinning bars are.
April 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The clowns fought back.

We are now in negotiations with the Clowns.
April 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That's it.
We're killing the clowns.

All of them.
Call the Deathsquad.
April 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It has come to our attention that PunPun has been given surgical training.
Promotions will be given to anyone who can take the scalpel away from the monkey.
April 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Here at Nanotrasen, we'd like to thank all the brave men, women, slimes, lizards, moths, IPCs, sentient hamsters, monkeys and others who help keep our various stations operational.

Could probably be done easier with robots, but you guys are cheaper.
April 24, 2025 at 7:33 AM