does your tan get itchy?
July 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
does your tan get itchy?
Ohio vote for me to represent you in Congress, I will bring back dueling. 🔫
July 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Ohio vote for me to represent you in Congress, I will bring back dueling. 🔫
profoundly unserious
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
profoundly unserious
Americans were happier when there wasn’t a bunch of dorky doctors nagging about how three beers a day is binge drinking.
June 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Americans were happier when there wasn’t a bunch of dorky doctors nagging about how three beers a day is binge drinking.
not only are trans women real women but real women are trans
June 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
not only are trans women real women but real women are trans
i don’t want to get better i want to get fucking drunk
May 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i don’t want to get better i want to get fucking drunk
i have never read the introduction to any book, the introduction to the book is chapter 1
May 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
i have never read the introduction to any book, the introduction to the book is chapter 1
drugs cause brain damage and brain damage causes happiness and that’s the real high i was chasing all along
April 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
drugs cause brain damage and brain damage causes happiness and that’s the real high i was chasing all along
hallucinating the smell of taco bell
March 31, 2025 at 11:01 PM
hallucinating the smell of taco bell
where are the women who need bail money??? ⬇️
March 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
where are the women who need bail money??? ⬇️
Roast me at my funeral. Don’t let the obituary tell you what a good person I was, I was a bastard, let me have it.
February 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Roast me at my funeral. Don’t let the obituary tell you what a good person I was, I was a bastard, let me have it.
tryna put a plow on my 2013 chevy cruz fwd, any tips?
February 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
tryna put a plow on my 2013 chevy cruz fwd, any tips?
afraid of death? in this economy?
January 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
afraid of death? in this economy?
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As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
January 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
As a free thinker alpha male one of my highest values is unquestioning obedience to authority. Boss knows best, that's why he's the boss
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They will tell you that the people celebrating the death of an insurance CEO are indicative of the world's moral decline--not the ghouls who run everything, who have monetized our misery and would gladly milk us dry in the name of greater profits.
There's your moral decline.
There's your moral decline.
December 5, 2024 at 12:51 AM
They will tell you that the people celebrating the death of an insurance CEO are indicative of the world's moral decline--not the ghouls who run everything, who have monetized our misery and would gladly milk us dry in the name of greater profits.
There's your moral decline.
There's your moral decline.
I talk fast because I wanna get back to not saying anything ASAP.
October 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I talk fast because I wanna get back to not saying anything ASAP.
reinventing myself as an heir to a peanut butter fortune
August 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
reinventing myself as an heir to a peanut butter fortune
The scars on my colon from eating 12 servings of pistachios for dinner are a cry for help.
August 11, 2024 at 12:22 PM
The scars on my colon from eating 12 servings of pistachios for dinner are a cry for help.
MBAs scheming to simultaneously make the quality worse and the product more expensive.
June 19, 2024 at 1:48 AM
MBAs scheming to simultaneously make the quality worse and the product more expensive.
nineteen characters
June 11, 2024 at 4:21 PM
nineteen characters
Blink One Hundred and Eighty-Two
June 10, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Blink One Hundred and Eighty-Two
nobody’s favorite number is 2,464,371 and that makes me a little sad
June 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
nobody’s favorite number is 2,464,371 and that makes me a little sad
my cat absolutely hates speakerphone
June 7, 2024 at 2:34 AM
my cat absolutely hates speakerphone
life is fucking hard
June 5, 2024 at 11:14 PM
life is fucking hard