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NTP guy
@ntpguy.bsky.social
he/him
just existing.. as i do
just call me NTP
thing im legally obligated to put here: i am a minor (16)
channel: https://www.youtube.com/@The_Official_IdiotcalledNTP
guys i got back on my computer

yay
October 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
so i got bored on roblox and made these 3 things...

Jacob Ethertwine.
yes i gave him a name
may make a story outta him.
image alt text is each image caption by le way
also image of the story's first chapter.
#writing
July 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
>> The Lunatics of The Crimson Scourge...
Hooded figures sat on their knees... Hands clasped for a prayer
Blood flowed in the stone channels from the altar... Synced chanting and organs filled the room as a knife was jammed into a man's chest... His screams filled the room as the knife carved throug
July 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
also just gonna plop this self promo here...

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1218...
www.wattpad.com/story/370303...
archiveofourown.org/works/586606...
pick your poison folks
(yes i've published this fuck ass book i hope to publish to 3 sites

i will not be sotpped
Reboot
The stain in the golden lake. The god who refuses to die...
www.royalroad.com
June 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
i write
#writing #originalworkihope #youngwriterperson
idk how to tag things man
June 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
you see the reason layer 8 took so long is because the arm we're totally getting from the first level is going to let us manipulate the non-euclidean geometry and maybe even bring said geometry into layer 9 and previous layers

source trust me
#ultrakill
June 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
i has a question for the @ultrakill-game.bsky.social

will the game be made mac compatible after full release?
March 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
when i die i wish to be incinerated and put in a hourglass
with a label saying

'Ashes of the Creator'

that of course if life gives me good rng
January 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i swear every time i do a skeleton order solo i get a 50% boost to my reaper loot luck

wish that would apply for megs...
oh wait i don't play solo for very long to even find out-

#seaofthieves
January 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
so uhhh...
never guess what you may get on a voyage of luck...

(we sold it and didn't sink.. :D)

#seaofthieves
December 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
you've heard of the chest of fortune

get ready for the skull of fortune

its basically an order of the souls version of the chest of fortune.
wait does that already exist or is that just the ashen winds skull :p
#seaofthieves
December 7, 2024 at 2:21 PM
yall how the hell did i get here
November 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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October 28, 2024 at 2:17 PM
no context
October 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
twitter was a place

now this is a place
October 28, 2024 at 12:07 AM
oh wow im back on bluesky-
October 18, 2024 at 9:18 PM