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Onyx
@nubdogtor.bsky.social
recondite erudite weirdo-wolf
Manhattan | PhDog | NSFW
I AM SO PROUD
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 AM
you're sleeping under my bed, William
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
mine's fatter
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
binge-reading all night ty
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
novemBUCK?? 🦌
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
KNOT
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
BITE
December 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
woof
December 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ADOPT ME
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
biggest little fat cock
December 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
OKAY
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
OH NO
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can make you queer! Just bend over and lift your—
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 PM
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The feeling extends also to my closest personal friends, and though it can be somewhat uncomfortable to feel decidedly Below Average now in my circles, it’s also quite validating of how I’ve constructed those circles — and I can feel my thinking and prioritization actively improving.
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
At work I never feel like the smartest person in the room, and have so much to learn from the senior people on my team, who seem to solve problems so much more efficiently than I can
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
You know I can keep it 😏

(I am going to destroy your kitchen)
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'll show you sloppy --
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Do not deny your nature
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What about a fat bear twink
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
nice fox
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
slop bowls are the standard office take-out lunch here in NYC

I love them
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM