Maple Wilson-Schmitt
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Maple Wilson-Schmitt
@nubian.bsky.social
Self-proclaimed Yogi🧎🏼‍♂️‍➡️
Pagan Spiritualist⚡️
Fan of all things Marvel 🦸🏼‍♂️
Sex positive ✊
Pinned
If anyone can get to metrograph in the next 20 min I have a ticket to "color of pomegranates" i forgot about
Results showing "Randy DeTracteur" with +3° canthal tilt. These traits are recurring in "alpha males" and "presbyterian" demographics in the Northern United States.
July 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Addison Rae seems to be indulging in the American Experience... can't blame her tbh
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hypothesizing a horse-tailin, hootnin and hollerin heavyweight hose-down to happen. Waterproof JBL bluetooth speaker, bottle of tequila, set up the pool in the backyard... just tired of this heat damn
July 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's hot out
July 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Making pho who wants to come over
June 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Just in: Trump has signed an executive order to send Bruce Springsteen to Guantanamo Bay. The singer continues to claim he was "born in the U.S.A".
May 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Look who's back!
May 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
May 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Time for another day
May 2, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bladee is in the air
April 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
April 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Performing a set of Neu-Blanch Techno Heat at Funky Barn tonight 8-10. If you are reading this and don't come by, consider yourself a part of the new "Agoraphosphorous" community of isopods I keep in my ledger in case I need to borrow something I won't give back...
April 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Reposted by Maple Wilson-Schmitt
April 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If u don't f w my squad
You don't know me
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April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If you don't come to funny bar tonight and sit through my entire 2 hour set of "arboreal jazz" then you might have to start rethinking your "friendship" with "me"
April 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dreamt I went to see Tony's recital and a bunch of brass instruments were lined up and it told a story where each instrument was an animal. Half of the row got up from their seats and sat in front of the other and mimed hitting the other with their horns. When it was over a bunch of gingers filed in
March 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Out of deoterrent abyome have any recomendayion?s
March 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What's up?
March 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Sneezin on the L train mfs lookin at me like I shot a gun
March 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Don't be afraid of what and someone said. Dreams you had believe what yesterday your own friends believe can change ♥️
March 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The pop-music phenomenon we all know was "The British Invasion" was actually just another moment of British Colonization. Bands like "the beatles" and "the rolling stones" took the "backbeats" and "slide guitars" of souther culture and selfishly repurposed them for global dominion aims.
March 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM
March 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Can a he/him man own a lamp like this?
March 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I was at the bar
March 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hmu for tribal tattoo designs
March 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM