Gabriel Pilot
@nuclearkittens.bsky.social
Hi ! I’m Gabriel, I’m French, I study literature, I do theater, I write songs and I play the violin sometimes
She can remarry anytime she likes, this’ll only happen once !
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
She can remarry anytime she likes, this’ll only happen once !
This is the face of realising you’re fucking Donald Trump and you still are president of the United States
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
This is the face of realising you’re fucking Donald Trump and you still are president of the United States
So it comes back cyclically huh, like winter or psoriasis
October 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So it comes back cyclically huh, like winter or psoriasis
[insert Neil Gaiman joke]
September 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
[insert Neil Gaiman joke]
Aw come on, Tomato/tomato — or as we like to say in the biz, light criticism of some rich « bad apples » once in a blue moon/people’s republic of Hollywood
August 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Aw come on, Tomato/tomato — or as we like to say in the biz, light criticism of some rich « bad apples » once in a blue moon/people’s republic of Hollywood
Only hair product sourced from ethical soul farms
August 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Only hair product sourced from ethical soul farms
Let’s not forget that very Reddit post is probably ai written too — he’s only got 30 minutes a week after all
August 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Let’s not forget that very Reddit post is probably ai written too — he’s only got 30 minutes a week after all
Everything is a political statement. So maybe you should make one you actually stand for ?
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Everything is a political statement. So maybe you should make one you actually stand for ?
This is great. Your cat seemed absolutely brilliant. I am sorry for your loss
August 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is great. Your cat seemed absolutely brilliant. I am sorry for your loss
Better yet: the entire er is drenched in the wellness goo with littles bridges above for doctors to come through
August 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Better yet: the entire er is drenched in the wellness goo with littles bridges above for doctors to come through
Would you care to say you’re lazing on a Stevie afternoon ? In the Summertime ? Hmm ? Hmmm ??
August 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Would you care to say you’re lazing on a Stevie afternoon ? In the Summertime ? Hmm ? Hmmm ??
I like to think you’re the one who wrote on the sign
August 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I like to think you’re the one who wrote on the sign