"The Cock" Roach
@nuclearroach.bsky.social
Lorenzo Roach 🪳 The most interesting uninteresting man you'll ever meet. Now available in Butterfly flavor!
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At last, I bestow upon thee, my very own personal beam (aka my fireplace)
February 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
At last, I bestow upon thee, my very own personal beam (aka my fireplace)
Blue balled by the Kangz 🗿
February 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Blue balled by the Kangz 🗿
POV: You're a button and I'm going to push you
February 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
POV: You're a button and I'm going to push you
I'm breaking wind
January 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'm breaking wind
Mah boi, Balatro is the kind of game that all good game devs strive for!
January 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Mah boi, Balatro is the kind of game that all good game devs strive for!
They raised the price of the build your own cravings box at the Taco Bell near me
January 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
They raised the price of the build your own cravings box at the Taco Bell near me
Who want their 19 inches of Venom?
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Who want their 19 inches of Venom?
Yooo! This thing is straight gas!
January 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yooo! This thing is straight gas!
Mfw no Malik Monk tonight
January 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Mfw no Malik Monk tonight
Took the first L of 2025
January 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Took the first L of 2025
I moved myself to 1830s Germany, and I freaked it
December 30, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I moved myself to 1830s Germany, and I freaked it
I can't do this shi no mo 💔
December 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I can't do this shi no mo 💔
I wasnt strong enough...
December 27, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I wasnt strong enough...
Good news Kings fans, I'm going to my first game this season. My mere presence alone will kill the beam drought, dont you worry
December 27, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Good news Kings fans, I'm going to my first game this season. My mere presence alone will kill the beam drought, dont you worry
knock knock, let the devil in
December 22, 2024 at 5:57 AM
knock knock, let the devil in
Oops! All Balatro
December 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Oops! All Balatro
I mean cmon, you aint telling me you dont fw the General Grevious pez dispenser
December 9, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I mean cmon, you aint telling me you dont fw the General Grevious pez dispenser
Roach's Log: It has now been 9 consecutive nights since we have seen the beam. Withdrawl has fully set in. Gloom thoughts fill the mind as we are all on the brink of panic and disappointment. The city needs her light more than ever...
November 26, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Roach's Log: It has now been 9 consecutive nights since we have seen the beam. Withdrawl has fully set in. Gloom thoughts fill the mind as we are all on the brink of panic and disappointment. The city needs her light more than ever...
Go Kings! Light the beam! Any beamers?
November 22, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Go Kings! Light the beam! Any beamers?
"You should open up more!"
Me:
Me:
November 18, 2024 at 10:21 PM
"You should open up more!"
Me:
Me:
This is how me and my dog be staring at each other across the room
November 18, 2024 at 10:15 PM
This is how me and my dog be staring at each other across the room