Nuke
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Nuke
@nuclearsimian.bsky.social
I'm that thought in the back of your head that makes you forget why you came in the room.

Besides that, I do nothing. Hi.
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Yup, the Enterprise is always the Flagship (which is amusing because its never commanded by a Flag officer of Rear Admiral rank to Admiral, i.e., a flag officer,) so it always gets the hardest, most dangerous jobs...and even then it did a damn good job of protecting those families.
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Typically only ships that are on dangerous assignments ever run into anything more dangerous than space turbulence. Neutral zone patrols are one, but active exploration missions are probably the more dangerous. Even then, the Galaxy class was designed to separate to safekeep civilians.
December 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I also know what death is, why its natural, and how to handle it. I don't need some fictional version of my relatives that's nowhere near as deep and complex as they were, with all their habits. Some bad copy is not just unnecessary, but its an insult to their memory.
December 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If its called an everything bagel, why do you need a drink to wash it down with? Shouldn't it be everything you need?

I think there's tomfoolery afoot.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Its time for a new mod site. They're trying to turn into a business.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I can't imagine how long brushing that magnificent bastard takes.
December 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The French solved this problem in the 1700's.

They want to kill everyone that's below a certain dollar value in their bank account? There's billions more of us than them.
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Why is Link a woman now. I mean, I don't have a problem with it.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Well, now that I know that's an option, I'm willing to negotiate.
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Goddamn those ABS. Renamon was the character that turned me into a furry. Stupid sexy yellow fox.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I don't think any movie Netflix has ever produced qualify for awards just because they're basically all dogwater, not because they're made by Netflix.

A good way to rephrase Skarsgard's idea would be to guarantee any award winning movie time in theaters after they win. That'd work for me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Esports. Stop trying to turn gaming into a sport. Sports are for fun. Pro sports get kids hurt trying to "make it" to the teams at higher levels. It creates nothing but toxicity around what should be a way to destress and just have fun. Have tournaments, but don't make it a fucken sport.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Finally, a Polaris skin that isn't grey with minuscule highlights.
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Kill it with fire. Why the fuck would I waste my money on a game that people couldn't be bothered to create.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
That's how game companies need to start depicting their women that are tough fighters, or carrying around dozens of kilograms of equipment, especially those at "peak fitness." Instead, they're cowards and go with noodle arms.
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Oh shit, this is absolutely fantastic.
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why doesn't Link have pointy ears too? They're both Hylians, they both should.

Outfits are unbelievably boring, and this is the first marketing image? This is just going to be another Rings of Power, Zelda in name only.
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If the minimum wage had kept up with the payment of wall street corpo bonuses, it'd be $44/hr now.

That's what it should honestly be.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Shame its not even close to being enough anymore. It needs to be closer to $30/hr now. The minimum wage isn't supposed to be "You're barely avoiding starvation or homelessness."

The following is taken from Franklin Roosevelt's Statement
on the National Industrial Recovery Act, Jun 16, 1933:
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Its even easier than that. James Bond is a codename just as much as the rank of 007. Someone else earns the codename.

Just cast someone new and don't have it be Daniel Craig anymore. Easy.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Jiggle the giant hamster!
November 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But if that made them swing their dukes and it just went through me thanks to that...I'd tell them to float their own boat and just keep going. Or we could talk through a ouija board and make fun of James A Garfield or something.
November 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM