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I was listening to bopping music while supporting my head in my hand. when the beat dropped I just slapped myself in the face
May 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I was listening to bopping music while supporting my head in my hand. when the beat dropped I just slapped myself in the face
I want to scream but I like my neighbours too much
April 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I want to scream but I like my neighbours too much
REALLY NICE DUDE. LOVED HIM TO BITS!!! big bushy white beard and a very dashing clothing style
April 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
REALLY NICE DUDE. LOVED HIM TO BITS!!! big bushy white beard and a very dashing clothing style
I MET SANTA ON THE BUS TODAY. LITERALLY. HE BROUGHT UP THAT HE IS SANTA AND HE THINKS I'D MAKE A GREAT ELF
April 1, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I MET SANTA ON THE BUS TODAY. LITERALLY. HE BROUGHT UP THAT HE IS SANTA AND HE THINKS I'D MAKE A GREAT ELF
guys are easy. I called a dude Batman and kissed his hand like ten times in an hour and he was putty in my hands
March 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
guys are easy. I called a dude Batman and kissed his hand like ten times in an hour and he was putty in my hands
I just mistook apple vinegar for oil fml
March 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I just mistook apple vinegar for oil fml
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The Game Over Cancer 2025 schedule is now available! This is our FINAL speedrun marathon so mark the calendar & help us raise money for the Canadian Cancer Society one last time. horaro.org/goc2025/sche...
March 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Game Over Cancer 2025 schedule is now available! This is our FINAL speedrun marathon so mark the calendar & help us raise money for the Canadian Cancer Society one last time. horaro.org/goc2025/sche...
ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER!! THEY ARE REPLACING PEOPLE ONE BY ONE!! PROOF: INTROVERTED COWORKER STARTED A CONVERSATION THAT WASN'T WORK RELATED!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
March 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER!! THEY ARE REPLACING PEOPLE ONE BY ONE!! PROOF: INTROVERTED COWORKER STARTED A CONVERSATION THAT WASN'T WORK RELATED!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
me: why is this not working??
also me: spells "color" as "colour"
also me: spells "color" as "colour"
March 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
me: why is this not working??
also me: spells "color" as "colour"
also me: spells "color" as "colour"
yesterday two girls were making out on the living room couch, removing tops, etc. all while I hung out with my friend 10 meters from them playing the grand piano.
March 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
yesterday two girls were making out on the living room couch, removing tops, etc. all while I hung out with my friend 10 meters from them playing the grand piano.
ma olen terve koosolek lihtsalt jõllitanud seda kommi nii kaua et ma loen välja: kaka oba toonike
March 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ma olen terve koosolek lihtsalt jõllitanud seda kommi nii kaua et ma loen välja: kaka oba toonike
FUCK IMPOSTER SYNDROME
March 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
FUCK IMPOSTER SYNDROME
TIFU by eating soy sauce and my breath stinking so bad that my boss thought a fire had broken out and made us evacuate
March 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
TIFU by eating soy sauce and my breath stinking so bad that my boss thought a fire had broken out and made us evacuate
thought I was running late only to end up on the same bus as the guy I was supposed to be meeting with. we were both going to be late
February 7, 2025 at 10:15 AM
thought I was running late only to end up on the same bus as the guy I was supposed to be meeting with. we were both going to be late
IS THERE SOME KIND OF GANG OF KIND PEOPLE THAT HAVE FIST BUMPS AS THEIR CALLING CARD WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME
January 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
IS THERE SOME KIND OF GANG OF KIND PEOPLE THAT HAVE FIST BUMPS AS THEIR CALLING CARD WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME
AND GUESS WHAT MFS HE ALSO GAVE ME A FISTBUMP WHEN HE LEFT
January 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
AND GUESS WHAT MFS HE ALSO GAVE ME A FISTBUMP WHEN HE LEFT
I GAVE HIM A PACK OF CANDIES SINCE IT WAS ALL I HAD ON ME BESIDE FROZEN FOOD AND SAID THANK YOU LIKE A MILLION TIMES WHICH I THINK HE UNDERSTOOD
January 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I GAVE HIM A PACK OF CANDIES SINCE IT WAS ALL I HAD ON ME BESIDE FROZEN FOOD AND SAID THANK YOU LIKE A MILLION TIMES WHICH I THINK HE UNDERSTOOD
HE WAS SO GOD DAMN NICE IM SO SAD THAT I CAN'T SPEAK RUSSIAN BUT HE CARRIED THE PACKAGE TO MY APARTMENT DOOR AND DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY MONEY
January 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
HE WAS SO GOD DAMN NICE IM SO SAD THAT I CAN'T SPEAK RUSSIAN BUT HE CARRIED THE PACKAGE TO MY APARTMENT DOOR AND DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY MONEY
I HAD TO CARRY A 32KG PACKAGE THAT I WAS HAVING TROUBLE LIFTING AND THIS GUY CAME UP AND ASKED IF I NEEDED HELP
January 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I HAD TO CARRY A 32KG PACKAGE THAT I WAS HAVING TROUBLE LIFTING AND THIS GUY CAME UP AND ASKED IF I NEEDED HELP
I LOVE KIND STRANGERS THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A GOOD DAY
January 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I LOVE KIND STRANGERS THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A GOOD DAY
AIN'T NO WAY A STRANGER JUST WALKED UP AND COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY OUTFIT THANK YOU DUDE AND COOL FIST BUMP YOU GAVE YASSSSS
January 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
AIN'T NO WAY A STRANGER JUST WALKED UP AND COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY OUTFIT THANK YOU DUDE AND COOL FIST BUMP YOU GAVE YASSSSS