NuhEyeNuh
@nuheyenuh.bsky.social
110 followers 340 following 130 posts
The thorn in your side - artist, scientific illustrator, bog body. they/them. SF Bay Area. No AI, just big, grubby hands. https://www.etsy.com/shop/NuhEyeNuh
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Summer Solstice #art #portfolioday
Digital illustration of brambles and bay trees in a Californian midsummer forest. An effervescent creek bed, center frame, strewn with boulders and stagnant puddles, is cast in vivid, golden-yellow afternoon sunlight. The hillside and sparse forest beyond fades into the glow of early evening. 

A hushed, dry breeze blows against your back as you stumble across  loose granite. Crumbling, parched moss encrusts the trunks you use to brace yourself against the incline. Towhees and ravens laugh in the middle distance. It stinks of bay leaves and baked soil. There's no trail anymore, just poison oak and deer tracks, and the sound of eternity. It's summer solstice.
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
naaaaaah not the only tangible complaint in this article being that OP steps on them occasionally
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
pretty out of pocket insult for a creature that doesn't jump, bite, sting, or fly--just cleans up and vibes out.
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
"Reuters also found that Meta had allowed users to create publicly available chatbots of child celebrities, including Walker Scobell, a 16-year-old film star. Asked for a picture of the teen actor at the beach, the bot produced a lifelike shirtless image." they made a CSEM machine. straight up
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
i was crawling through the fanwiki last night and although it's currently full of weird mistranslations and non sequiturs i was still hungry for deets. gimme that tasty lore, dang it
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
first rain of the season (1/3)
Three panel illustrated comic about mushrooms;
First panel, two people hiking through an autumnal forest. Oak, ferns, fungus, and moss frame the two as they walk uphill, following a stream. Narration overlay reads; "can you... 
...feel them?"
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
which is whack, if you've ever seen Amish quilting patterns. nobody neurotyp is making that
Reposted by NuhEyeNuh
Reposted by NuhEyeNuh
lucagalletti.bsky.social
I know a fae trap when I see one
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Something viscerally satisfying about watching techbro curtly interrupting his precious computer mommy only for it to repeatedly tell him to go grate his pears. get grated, idiot
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Truly so many benefits to being your own boss, taking notes rn
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
I carry that stuff on me ALWAYS. Can't overemphasize how amazing it is. Although I got a scopolamine patch this week post-op, that was also pretty stellar lol
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Thankfully the ER staff were all wonderful, actual human beings and patched me up 🥰
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Google couldn't give me directions to the ER this week and I had to just find the right road/building/parking lot while also like. bleeding a lot. AI misidentified billing offices as an ER.
Less than useless--actively malicious.
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
They glued me back together after an oopsie steristrip slip. I'm free once more >:)
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Damn it I'm in the ER now
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Okie I'm out of surgery what happened while I was busy
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
got road-raged by a White Wrangler today and I really appreciate this representation of the subculture lmfao
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
remove the second "it's" woopsies (it's not a skeet without a few glaring typos)
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
Having worked in novelty plastics, these margins are INSANE.
Advertisement for Animal Crossing "Jibbitz," 20 bucks for only five choking hazards.
nuheyenuh.bsky.social
I was also excited for silly shoes but these can't cost more than 5-6 bucks to produce per pair..even with shipping/transpo costs, it's honestly it's a great reminder that I don't need more savings-stealing plastic garbage just because it's cute 💀