Husband and I listened to the Monster Truck Guys episode right after seeing Monster Jam in Philadelphia (it was awesome) and were howling with laughter. Please do more, those weirdos are hilarious.

It’s just hilarious to me like y’all are getting zero rem sleep bc you fucking wire your jaw shut every night or whatever and then you wake up in the morning and you look like every other white lady. I moisturize and wash my face in the shower I’m on top of things and we look the exact same.

I think it might be lobster but I’m not sure. I’m barely sure it’s meat.

I’m gonna start getting in those comment sections saying Macklemore belongs on the list

A lady at my old job ate the White Castle microwave sliders, shit her pants all over the place in front of the employee bathroom, went home, changed, came back, and then as we were leaving she told me and another girl about how she shit her pants (we knew but we weren’t gonna say anything)

Maybe not long term toxicity dangerous but I feel like if you do this wrong you’re gonna get pukey

The username implies that he’s going to infuse an iced caramel latte with tobacco. Which sounds fucking gross.

I have reusable tea bags and I put the grounds in there and make cold brew that way so I feel like you could get the bags they use to make stock and do it like that

This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me and yes I’m including my wedding when I say that

Yes and at least one girl MOVED TO NYC to be on the show! How are you a real housewife of New York if you literally just got there and specifically for the purpose of being on the show!

Part of what made housewives such a success was the practice of building a franchise around one woman. Identify your keystone and then let her recruit a couple of friends. New RHONY greatly suffers from the fact that these women don’t know one another and aren’t all actually New Yorkers

Imagine having to work through the trauma of losing a sibling as a child with a mom whose attitude towards it is “well you and the ones who survived are fine”

There’s dudes out there getting their balls stepped on whose dicks are less traumatized than his

If I’m remembering right the pump lasted 1/3 of the time it was meant to last and also the recovery was like a year long and also he’s had ED since he was like 23. I’m fascinated by it. This dude’s dick is terrified of him.

Yeah he was on viagra, then viagra and cialis both, then he was injecting weird medicine directly into his dick, and then even that stopped working so he got a surgical penis pump and then he pumped it too many times and it broke